By happybirthday - 12/08/2012 05:49 - United States - Wrentham

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Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
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MCRaddict15 15

What a douche. He was more than lucky to have someone as compassionate as you. Oh well, his loss.

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dude1122332 9

I think you have another surprise for him right? Like some papers..

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fleurie 6

No words. Just hugs. I cannot even imagine how painful that must be.

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ultraviolet158 5

One word . "DAAAMN."

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TheOneSM 6

Do NOT divorce him... First an eye for an eye.. Get yourself a hooker every weekend, and let him know about it... Then he will realize his performance was WEAK... :D

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rivaraven 35

Haha, I know that might be weird, but I actually agree...

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l23VIVE 17

I thought of General Thomas Hooker, Civil War veteran and where the term Hooker originated from

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IdleGear 0

That poor hooker must of felt awkward! Look at the bright side you know what to get him next year for his bday!

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perdix 29

#133, you are exactly right. Noor and I were just joking about the prostitute with a metal hand prosthesis. You have the correct historical origin of the term, but it wouldn't have fit in with the eyepatch story ;) Arrrrgh!

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perdix 29

Coincidentally, the hooker was also away on a business trip. Maybe you working gals can get together and compare notes.

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amifaiyaz 12

Wow, what a douche... maybe surprise him him with some more occasion-appropriate gifts, like divorce papers?

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