Love, Awkward and Cheating: There's no such thing as a coincidence

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 October 2022 20:48

Now maybe your business trip with your boss can have some funny business thrown in on the side, if you know what I mean ;)

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 October 2022 20:48

Now maybe your business trip with your boss can have some funny business thrown in on the side, if you know what I mean ;)

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