Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P
Double owned, sorry Op. :p
Double owned, sorry Op. :p
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chillyCholo
| 5
I think he deserves a little better than kissed at this point..
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chillyCholo
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Not necessarily immediately after it happens, good point though
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ebonyirony
| 29
Noor I hurt all over!!
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
18- *Passes you the vacuum cleaner* Feel better soon! ;P
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Slender_Man
| 6
I think OP will like when his gf kisses his other area of pain after his elbow.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
What? Nobody got their elbow hurt...it was his crotch and throat... Please read the FML before you comment.
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Slender_Man
| 6
Shit. For some reason I can't read properly when I'm tired
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andrew6p
| 19
Nice one 5... Sucking on the painful spots would have been so much better than a just a kiss
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Danny0522
| 8
^Thank you, because we're all so stupid that you feel the need to explain Noor's comment to us. Very helpful.
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andrew6p
| 19
67, whats wrong with you?
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JayChuckles
| 4
Well, you could have her kiss it better?
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domking1315
| 20
So close...
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nahgemoohc
| 17
Are you sure you didn't crotch her knee?;)
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cr3ativity
| 15
2 hit combo? LAME.
But since she did hit your throat, props to her mad aim.
But since she did hit your throat, props to her mad aim.
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missababgaga
| 19
I can actually picture this happening! Hopefully it didn't happen really really hard! Sorry OP!
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Drigr
| 9
Being a male... I promise you, no matter how "gentle" you get elbowed in the nuts, it hurts like hell.
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cajekraze
| 7
Sorry to OP, but this kinda stuff happens a lot. Give her a little playful revenge, afterall she didn't mean to do it. A tickle, a bite, a smart remark, whatever your style is
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cawoods
| 1
Now you know that you don't have to worry about children.
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elephantom12
| 9
I'm sure a knee to the balls didn't shatter his testicles making him unable to reproduce. Every guy has probably experienced a blow to the balls that left him on the ground withering in pain for 5 minutes.
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perdix
| 29
It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.
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xxDefiantxx
| 0
S&M :D Just remember Perdix you're the one who asked ;)
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thatKidzmOm
| 10
Better think of a safe word!
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JoeRogansBEARD
| 15
Oklahoma is the safe word
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btstig
| 11
After the show she was awarded knock out of the night!
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annie_nk
| 22
Aw. If I was OP's girlfriend, I'd be apologizing a lot and offering to kiss it better.
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ImmaB3AST
| 7
C-C-COMBOBREAKER!
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cheekyterier
| 13
ask her to kiss it better.
Double owned, sorry Op. :p