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Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P Double owned, sorry Op. :p
Noor I hurt all over!!
18- *Passes you the vacuum cleaner* Feel better soon! ;P
What? Nobody got their elbow hurt...it was his crotch and throat... Please read the FML before you comment.
Nice one 5... Sucking on the painful spots would have been so much better than a just a kiss
^Thank you, because we're all so stupid that you feel the need to explain Noor's comment to us. Very helpful.
67, whats wrong with you?
So close...
Are you sure you didn't crotch her knee?;)
2 hit combo? LAME. But since she did hit your throat, props to her mad aim.
I can actually picture this happening! Hopefully it didn't happen really really hard! Sorry OP!
Being a male... I promise you, no matter how "gentle" you get elbowed in the nuts, it hurts like hell.
I'm sure a knee to the balls didn't shatter his testicles making him unable to reproduce. Every guy has probably experienced a blow to the balls that left him on the ground withering in pain for 5 minutes.
It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.
Oklahoma is the safe word
Aw. If I was OP's girlfriend, I'd be apologizing a lot and offering to kiss it better.
ask her to kiss it better.
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Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P Double owned, sorry Op. :p
It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.