By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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Dracoboxer357 35
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Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P Double owned, sorry Op. :p

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perdix 29

It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.

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Dracoboxer357 35
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Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P Double owned, sorry Op. :p

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chillyCholo 5

I think he deserves a little better than kissed at this point..

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chillyCholo 5

Not necessarily immediately after it happens, good point though

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ebonyirony 29
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Noor I hurt all over!!

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Dracoboxer357 35
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18- *Passes you the vacuum cleaner* Feel better soon! ;P

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Slender_Man 6

I think OP will like when his gf kisses his other area of pain after his elbow.

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sens3sfailing 24
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What? Nobody got their elbow hurt...it was his crotch and throat... Please read the FML before you comment.

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Slender_Man 6

Shit. For some reason I can't read properly when I'm tired

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andrew6p 19
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Nice one 5... Sucking on the painful spots would have been so much better than a just a kiss

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Danny0522 8
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^Thank you, because we're all so stupid that you feel the need to explain Noor's comment to us. Very helpful.

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andrew6p 19
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67, whats wrong with you?

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JayChuckles 4

Well, you could have her kiss it better?

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nahgemoohc 17
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Are you sure you didn't crotch her knee?;)

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cr3ativity 15
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2 hit combo? LAME. But since she did hit your throat, props to her mad aim.

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missababgaga 19

I can actually picture this happening! Hopefully it didn't happen really really hard! Sorry OP!

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Drigr 9
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Being a male... I promise you, no matter how "gentle" you get elbowed in the nuts, it hurts like hell.

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cajekraze 7

Sorry to OP, but this kinda stuff happens a lot. Give her a little playful revenge, afterall she didn't mean to do it. A tickle, a bite, a smart remark, whatever your style is

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cawoods 1

Now you know that you don't have to worry about children.

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elephantom12 9
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I'm sure a knee to the balls didn't shatter his testicles making him unable to reproduce. Every guy has probably experienced a blow to the balls that left him on the ground withering in pain for 5 minutes.

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perdix 29

It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.

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xxDefiantxx 0

S&M :D Just remember Perdix you're the one who asked ;)

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thatKidzmOm 10

Better think of a safe word!

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JoeRogansBEARD 15
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Oklahoma is the safe word

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btstig 11

After the show she was awarded knock out of the night!

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annie_nk 22
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Aw. If I was OP's girlfriend, I'd be apologizing a lot and offering to kiss it better.

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ImmaB3AST 7

C-C-COMBOBREAKER!

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cheekyterier 13
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ask her to kiss it better.

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