Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P
Double owned, sorry Op. :p

I think he deserves a little better than kissed at this point..

Not necessarily immediately after it happens, good point though

Noor I hurt all over!!

18- *Passes you the vacuum cleaner* Feel better soon! ;P

I think OP will like when his gf kisses his other area of pain after his elbow.

What? Nobody got their elbow hurt...it was his crotch and throat... Please read the FML before you comment.

Shit. For some reason I can't read properly when I'm tired

Nice one 5... Sucking on the painful spots would have been so much better than a just a kiss

^Thank you, because we're all so stupid that you feel the need to explain Noor's comment to us. Very helpful.

67, whats wrong with you?

Well, you could have her kiss it better?

So close...

Are you sure you didn't crotch her knee?;)

2 hit combo? LAME.
But since she did hit your throat, props to her mad aim.

I can actually picture this happening! Hopefully it didn't happen really really hard! Sorry OP!

Being a male... I promise you, no matter how "gentle" you get elbowed in the nuts, it hurts like hell.

Sorry to OP, but this kinda stuff happens a lot. Give her a little playful revenge, afterall she didn't mean to do it. A tickle, a bite, a smart remark, whatever your style is

Now you know that you don't have to worry about children.

I'm sure a knee to the balls didn't shatter his testicles making him unable to reproduce. Every guy has probably experienced a blow to the balls that left him on the ground withering in pain for 5 minutes.

It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.

S&M :D Just remember Perdix you're the one who asked ;)

Better think of a safe word!

Oklahoma is the safe word

After the show she was awarded knock out of the night!

Aw. If I was OP's girlfriend, I'd be apologizing a lot and offering to kiss it better.

C-C-COMBOBREAKER!

ask her to kiss it better.