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By happybirthday - 12/08/2012 05:49 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML

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By Screwed - 07/08/2009 23:35 - Canada

Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 350

By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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We need to talk

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Foam Lake

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

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Addicted

By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

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You deserved it 7 166

By dwood08 - 07/11/2014 01:55 - United States - New York

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML

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You deserved it 15 941

Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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You deserved it 6 836

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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You deserved it 124

By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

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You deserved it 1 470

Work name

By Van - 09/11/2019 05:00

Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML

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You deserved it 476

By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

MCRaddict15 15

Sunday 12 August 2012 12:26

What a douche. He was more than lucky to have someone as compassionate as you. Oh well, his loss.

dude1122332 9

Sunday 12 August 2012 12:26

I think you have another surprise for him right? Like some papers..

Comments

PeytonBieda 8

Monday 13 August 2012 15:52

She just wants to start a flame in his heart.

mrnuleef 7

Monday 13 August 2012 15:54

"Youre a hooker!"

jarockstar27 10

Monday 13 August 2012 16:07

Give him a surprise of your own, divorce papers. Although at this point i dont think thats going to be much of a surprise....

thecovert 7

Monday 13 August 2012 16:36

You no doubt surprised him! Do it against with the papers.

num147000and1 6

Monday 13 August 2012 16:43

Get a divorce if you want. At least you'll know that the only way he can get someone to sleep with him is if he pays a ****. That shows that in his near future he will either be broke or get an STD. Anyone would be lucky to have you, he is either to naive or stupid to notice.