Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
fallenarchangel 0
Dude if you truely love her this should not be a problem. It's not her fault she can't control it. If my girlfriend wets the bed I would not mind.
mustlovemarvin 0
How do you think she feels? It's a condition she can't really help, and she's probably really humiliated that she wet her boyfriend's bed. You're a complete ******** for acting like this.
zach_fml 4
THAT'S NOT FML THAT'S AWESOME.
haxromana 2
So...did she tell you that she has a history of bedwetting, or did you just assume? Depending on what the circumstances were, it could have been you.
Crystalyo 0
That's what I'm thinking, I mean just because you woke up with a wet mattress filled with urine. It doesn't mean it was her, she might have had other reasons for not wanting to spend the night. Like the fact that you're a crap boyfriend. It could've been you, or she might've had the toilet dream that night. I've always had that fear, that I was going to wet the bed while sleeping over at a friends house... But if she does wet the bed, I feel bad for her, she SHOULD have told you beforehand. FHL
HurriKaty 4
It must have been horribly embarassing for her but.. she should have had the decency to at least tell you. You should try to understand though, if you do love her you can at least try to bear with it.
DeathBoy 0
I think you need to grow up a bit there, man.
random_outburst7 0
this way, you can say you've been through thick and thin with your girlfriend longer than you've had your (current) mattress!! :D
ryansims 0
tell her to wear diapers at night it's better than waking up to a wet bed she can't help that she has this problem support her and help her cope with it better
lastminuteperm 0
Your being an asshole. Your the one who liked her and stayed with her for all that time. She must have some kind of dissability for her wetting the bed. What do you want sympathy? For what? Being a jerk by complaining your life is ****** because you love a person but you now hate her because of one little thing? You need to grow up more then she does I can tell you that.
jaybrown 0
You need to take a DEEP BREATH.
forrese 0
Can't you make her sleep on a pile of newspapers on the floor?