FML : Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need...

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Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 July 2009 12:11 / United States

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By xxsunshine | 0

#370856 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:04

ahah, wow.

so did you call her?

By Colby_Colbert | 0

#370889 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:09

hey ... it could be the best you ever have

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By xxsunshine | 0

#370856 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:04

ahah, wow.

so did you call her?

Martyrio14 | 0

#370957 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:32

haha, nice said, that just made this fml better XD

greenltrn2003 | 0

#371537 - Monday 6 July 2009 1:25

ahhh...I was gonna ask the same lmao

The_Unspool | 0

#373970 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:24

Too many clearly fake old lady FMLs.

SerbianGirl_fml | 0

#456763 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:25

Wow, that's disturbing. :D

hopper5101 | 11

#1094760 - Thursday 15 July 2010 19:43

lol

By monsterhospital | 0

#370878 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:06

nice mental image ;)

pelican2 | 0

#374574 - Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:05

yeah its so hot. Im getting hard just thinking about it

By bgukusa00 | 0

#370880 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:06

LOL haha omg i cant stop itz funny yeah so what did u with here number after alll and btw old people are soo disturbing sometimes

By hk_fml | 9

#370884 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:07

lmao xD Well good for her, I suppose.
Still going at it that old.

By token_blackguy | 18

#370885 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:08

how is this an fml? ydi for being a prude

jjjjessica | 0

#372060 - Monday 6 July 2009 5:47

yeahh i agree
it's not even bad.

spoo | 23

#373455 - Monday 6 July 2009 21:54

take the compliment and move on if you arent into it. YDI

By treli1593 | 0

#370887 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:08

LMAO. old people + shower heads + young cashiers. Never a good mix.

NDouglas | 0

#371248 - Sunday 5 July 2009 22:40

What makes you think the OP is young?

Maybe he's just as elderly as the customer, and it's FHL because he hasn't come to grips with the fact that he can't get the young 'uns anymore, and will have to settle for for the ladies his own age.

MwahFMLS | 6

#3607139 - Saturday 19 November 2011 23:20

Who cares, #45? He's hawt. :)

orange9494 | 0

#4510144 - Saturday 2 June 2012 2:21

Ya, but how many elderly people do you see on FML?

By Colby_Colbert | 0

#370889 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:09

hey ... it could be the best you ever have

By meanie_monday | 0

#370894 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:10

Do you plan on calling her?

By Glam_fml | 0

#370908 - Sunday 5 July 2009 20:14

Haha. I so hope I am like that when I get old - still getting off and still hitting on hot guys... Go Granny!

What, were you jealous because she is getting more than you?