Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
xxsunshine
| 0
ahah, wow.
so did you call her?
so did you call her?
Reply
Martyrio14
| 0
haha, nice said, that just made this fml better XD
Reply
greenltrn2003
| 0
ahhh...I was gonna ask the same lmao
Reply
The_Unspool
| 0
Too many clearly fake old lady FMLs.
Reply
SerbianGirl_fml
| 0
Wow, that's disturbing. :D
Reply
hopper5101
| 11
lol
By
monsterhospital
| 0
nice mental image ;)
Reply
pelican2
| 0
yeah its so hot. Im getting hard just thinking about it
By
bgukusa00
| 0
LOL haha omg i cant stop itz funny yeah so what did u with here number after alll and btw old people are soo disturbing sometimes
By
hk_fml
| 9
lmao xD Well good for her, I suppose.
Still going at it that old.
Still going at it that old.
By
token_blackguy
| 18
how is this an fml? ydi for being a prude
Reply
jjjjessica
| 0
yeahh i agree
it's not even bad.
it's not even bad.
Reply
spoo
| 24
take the compliment and move on if you arent into it. YDI
By
treli1593
| 0
LMAO. old people + shower heads + young cashiers. Never a good mix.
Reply
NDouglas
| 0
What makes you think the OP is young?
Maybe he's just as elderly as the customer, and it's FHL because he hasn't come to grips with the fact that he can't get the young 'uns anymore, and will have to settle for for the ladies his own age.
Maybe he's just as elderly as the customer, and it's FHL because he hasn't come to grips with the fact that he can't get the young 'uns anymore, and will have to settle for for the ladies his own age.
Reply
MwahFMLS
| 6
Who cares, #45? He's hawt. :)
Reply
orange9494
| 0
Ya, but how many elderly people do you see on FML?
By
Colby_Colbert
| 0
hey ... it could be the best you ever have
By
meanie_monday
| 0
Do you plan on calling her?
By
Glam_fml
| 0
Haha. I so hope I am like that when I get old - still getting off and still hitting on hot guys... Go Granny!
What, were you jealous because she is getting more than you?
What, were you jealous because she is getting more than you?
By
AAAAHHHH12
| 2
Maybe you looked like a handyman? bahaha ;P
so did you call her?