By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 781
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Why wouldn't she just wake you up to go to the bathroom with her? That seems like it would be easier than having to clean a matress...

Geez, what the heck did you see? That awful looking Peter Rabbit movie from Sony?

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Shows how sweet you are to her though! Next time, make it a romance 😂

At least you didn’t get pissy about it!

I would advise having a long think about your relationship. Because you being sweet would have been nice, had it been an accident. But if she consciously made the decision to pee in the bed over something so trivial, imagine her reaction to real threats and issues.

Geez, what the heck did you see? That awful looking Peter Rabbit movie from Sony?

Why do you have to clean it? Make her.

My thoughts too.

You ignored the YPB 'You will Piss in Bed' rating. YDI dude :)

Why wouldn't she just wake you up to go to the bathroom with her? That seems like it would be easier than having to clean a matress...

Sounds like a real-life horror movie started after the movie-house film. Your movie has the extra scary dimension of smell! I can smell-ell-ell-ell the pee already!!! Yikes!

Your girlfriend is a spoiled child.

Not going to lie...now I’m curious as to what movie it was.