Love and Health: Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended...

By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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Spooked

By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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Blackmail material

By Anonymous - 03/01/2021 05:01

Today, I was staying at a hotel and had a night terror. I woke up, yelled, "Fuck!" and realized I had shit the bed. I'd woken up my teenage daughter, who now knows I shit the bed in the middle night. FML

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ajh1800 25

Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:32

Why wouldn't she just wake you up to go to the bathroom with her? That seems like it would be easier than having to clean a matress...

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 22 May 2018 1:58

Geez, what the heck did you see? That awful looking Peter Rabbit movie from Sony?

Comments

LebanonBaby 26

Tuesday 22 May 2018 1:41

Shows how sweet you are to her though! Next time, make it a romance 😂

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 22 May 2018 1:48

At least you didn’t get pissy about it!

Mental_1456 26

Tuesday 22 May 2018 1:53

I would advise having a long think about your relationship. Because you being sweet would have been nice, had it been an accident. But if she consciously made the decision to pee in the bed over something so trivial, imagine her reaction to real threats and issues.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Tuesday 22 May 2018 4:39

So true.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 22 May 2018 1:58

Geez, what the heck did you see? That awful looking Peter Rabbit movie from Sony?

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:11

Why do you have to clean it? Make her.

Spiritbird 17

Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:19

My thoughts too.

Spiritbird 17

Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:18

You ignored the YPB 'You will Piss in Bed' rating. YDI dude :)

ajh1800 25

Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:32

Why wouldn't she just wake you up to go to the bathroom with her? That seems like it would be easier than having to clean a matress...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:39

Sounds like a real-life horror movie started after the movie-house film. Your movie has the extra scary dimension of smell! I can smell-ell-ell-ell the pee already!!! Yikes!