Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
christinnaaa 10
Wow your an asshole
heyitslain 0
I agree with girlygirl666, she knew she had those kinds of problems. She should've just told him or wore a diaper. It's very rude to not tell someone something like this when staying the night.
heyitslain 0
Wait, I change my mind, that must've been wayyyy too embarassing for her to tell, and she might've barely ever wet the bed. The poster is an asshole for posting this. This may be a hypocritical post of mine, but I tend to change my mind a lot. Way to ruin your girlfriend's life, asshole.
Jigga_PaNG 0
Just scrub the area and sun the mattress. buy a matress cover.
jaiberry 0
Well, aren't you a supportive boyfriend, posting it online for people all over the world to read after she decides to trust you.
ms33 0
poor girl
jaybirdka 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
GrapefruitZoe 0
Poor girl.
didi666_fml 0
idiot....mattress dont get replaced for that... second she prolly has a problem that she needs help fixing
goldfish27 0
for everyone suggesting she should have worn a diaper to bed with him... are you serious?