Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Mauled2Death 0
Id say FHL.Your a pretty big jerk off for thinking this is an FML at all.Your the one who put it on the website,and ebsides,you dont date someone if you dont love them. If you DID lover her,you could look past her flaws and accept her the way she is,whatever the cause of that is,fool.
youaresofucked 0
The boyfriend sounds like quite a dick face to be honest.
fldhcky 0
dude that sucks!
thatgirl21 0
It's a medical condition you asshole. i'd dump your ass in a heartbeat if i were her. it's just a matress get over it.
CDS09 0
Yea, it sucks you have to replace a mattress, but work through it...if you do I am sure she will think even better of you (obviously she already thinks highly of you and trust you if she stayed the night knowing what might happen)
Bex_dazzled 0
you best not dump here just for that, it was probably hard enough for her to live through the embarrasment
soozin 0
Completely agree with 24.
xtigerfox 3
Ashley vice huh?
cattoe7 0
well thats something that she can't help.. i hope you don't leave her over that has anyone ever had the toilet dream? i have a few years ago where i had a dream i was on the toilet, i started to pee but not enough to get on the bed(thankfully), i was like 'how am i laying on the toilet?' and woke up and went to the bathroom. lol. sucks. i hate the toilet dream.
haxromana 2
That used to happen to me all the time back when I was in my early teens. I learned to control it with lucid dreaming techniques (i.e. doing "reality checks" every time I went to the bathroom in real life, which eventually leads to doing it in your dreams, which wakes up up...google it).
stringking21 0
Well fyl but i think thats really hot so senf her my way lol