Love, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed...

By wetboy - 05/07/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 891

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By camb - 29/05/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML

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By Boyufd - 28/06/2020 02:02

Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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By JoanT - 31/08/2020 20:01 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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Clean your room

By disgusted - 18/05/2023 12:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML

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By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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stringoffail 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:14

Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"

tgm0112 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:13

That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.

Comments

Mauled2Death 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:49

Id say FHL.Your a pretty big jerk off for thinking this is an FML at all.Your the one who put it on the website,and ebsides,you dont date someone if you dont love them. If you DID lover her,you could look past her flaws and accept her the way she is,whatever the cause of that is,fool.

youaresofucked 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:50

The boyfriend sounds like quite a dick face to be honest.

fldhcky 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:52

dude that sucks!

thatgirl21 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:53

It's a medical condition you asshole. i'd dump your ass in a heartbeat if i were her. it's just a matress get over it.

CDS09 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:10

Yea, it sucks you have to replace a mattress, but work through it...if you do I am sure she will think even better of you (obviously she already thinks highly of you and trust you if she stayed the night knowing what might happen)

Bex_dazzled 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:12

you best not dump here just for that, it was probably hard enough for her to live through the embarrasment

soozin 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:12

Completely agree with 24.

xtigerfox 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:15

Ashley vice huh?

cattoe7 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:17

well thats something that she can't help.. i hope you don't leave her over that has anyone ever had the toilet dream? i have a few years ago where i had a dream i was on the toilet, i started to pee but not enough to get on the bed(thankfully), i was like 'how am i laying on the toilet?' and woke up and went to the bathroom. lol. sucks. i hate the toilet dream.

haxromana 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:46

That used to happen to me all the time back when I was in my early teens. I learned to control it with lucid dreaming techniques (i.e. doing "reality checks" every time I went to the bathroom in real life, which eventually leads to doing it in your dreams, which wakes up up...google it).