Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
WHATTHEBUCK 0
EW DUMP HER I bet she is drop dead ugly too!
youretoopicky 0
she should dump you. You go on a public site and talk bad about her indirectly..
WHATTHEBUCK 0
Aw #85 that is so sweet and true, sucka!
whyme483 0
bed wetting is a sign of serious sexual abuse as a child.
Meedoo11 0
This comment shouldn't be buried... its a medical fact. There are hundreds of scholarly journal articles that link bedwetting past early childhood to sexual abuse. This is plausible and certainly not funny!
Newtrier 0
u dont need a new matress if someone pees on it.
irrelevantxx 0
Awh, poor girl
AshleyRose784 0
posting her embarrassing secret on FML, what a douchy thing to do
nerdgrl128 0
seriously wtf...way to be an ass.
ToonAddict 0
I hope that you were at least sensitive about the matter, but I doubt it since you obviously just HAD to post it as an FML. The poor girl has absolutely NO control over something like that, and she is probably mortified and hurt. I'd seriously consider flowers and getting on your knees to reassure her that you don't give a shit, otherwise I PRAY she dumps you. Your mattress doesn't need replacing, just a good clean. Get a phonebook for a cleaning service!
rosiegrewup 0
Wow. FHL for having such an insensitive douchebag for a boyfriend. I hope she dumps you.
mattman123 0
i went poo
happylittleman 0
Good job! I'm so proud of you! My little man is growing up.