Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, after a long airplane trip, I arrived at a hotel hoping to get some rest at last. At around 2 AM, my older daughter (13) suddenly got up to start yelling things while sleepwalking. My younger daughter (4) slept all night peacefully, but I realized she had forgotten to put on her nighttime diaper. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, I was staying at a hotel and had a night terror. I woke up, yelled, "Fuck!" and realized I had shit the bed. I'd woken up my teenage daughter, who now knows I shit the bed in the middle night. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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Steve95401 49
Did you tie him to the bed the night before?
suicidehacker21 8
Like father like daughter D'aww.
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hellphone_fml 37
Well at least they didn't poop the bed, that is harder to clean up.
trav_o 8
Dude, ive pooped myself about 4 times as an adult. It happens Dont judge me..
ElementaryEdGuy 18
33 - I pooed myself in high school. It was awful. I was walking home from a basketball game (I was in pep band) and all the sudden chronic diarrhea hit.
Steve95401 49
Did you tie him to the bed the night before?
Old unused 13
Hopefully nobody put their junk on his head while he was sleeping. What if that had anything to do with it?
wlddog 14
Normally people have to pay for that kind of treatment 2. Maybe it was his birthday and she forgot to let him loose after happy fun tie up time.
XxQueenofPuppets 10
Time for some plastic mattress covers
NickaPLZ 26
Eh, bad idea if you ask me... Then the piss will seep horizontally into OP's clothes instead of down into the bed... I don't know what's worse, it seeping down into the bed to disappear and stink forever, or waking up in piss every morning...
suicidehacker21 8
Like father like daughter D'aww.
blcksocks 19
"Diapers on aisle 3... Adult diapers in the same aisle, ma'am"
sar4hboo 16
It runs in the family ;)
iOceanus 18
At least they didn't have the runs! ...
Bubbelz 25
Had they ran, this wouldn't be an FML.
NickaPLZ 26
I, unfortunately, see what you did there...
Hamz1989 13
That's somewhat funny and disturbing.
joshiepo0 18
From the same liquid, or was it a wet dream?
Gaga_is_God6969 13
Not even my dog does that. FYL. They both need more potty training, it seems.
xeka 10
Seems you need an attitude adjustment. As your punishment, you are to STFU
emilyjgraham 34
The reason being, 44, is because the girl above it being slightly judgmental about something that can happen to ANYONE. It doesn't mean they need potty training again! There are an absolute tonne of children who still wet the bed with some carrying on until late teens! My brother used to do it until he was about 10 and he just stopped. My mum used to go into his room at around 1am to wake him up for the toilet to prevent it! It can even stay with you until you're an adult. There will be at least one night in your adult life that you will accidentally wet the bed and you should probably hope your other wouldn't be mad because it can be embarrassing! The poster about wasn't a douche for pointing that out!
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Don't worry too much about it, OP. his brain just didn't wake him up in time. And I'm sure he feels more embarrassed than you are.