Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
Uvula 0
That oddly turns me on. No joke.
lesb_lv 0
If u dont want her just for this anymore, then send her to me :P FherL if thats not treatable, but mostly it is, talk it out delicately and try to take her to a doctor.
jmeg_fml 0
You don't need to replace your mattress. There are some pet-stain cleaners that will get any smell and color out no problem.
Failurewithacapi 0
YDI For telling the Internet
beccanator 0
You're a jerk for even posting this. I feel bad for her, she clearly deserves SO much better than you. She was embarassed to tell you because she can't control it, and you disrespect her. I hope she dumps you and meets a real man.
beccanator 0
You're a jerk for even posting this. I feel bad for her, she clearly deserves SO much better than you. She was embarassed to tell you because she can't control it, and you disrespect her. I hope she dumps you and meets a real man.
inmyroom 1
I've never said this before on FML, but I hope for your girlfriends sake that this is fake. IF not go support her you dumbfuck, instead of posting her secrets on the internet.
ShortyBBangin 0
I laughed out loud for a second, but that's horrible for your girlfriend =(
SacredAssasin 0
Ok, so what if he means that his life sucks because she didn't trust him and then this happened? That sucks... Think people, its what our brains are for.
SarahDC 0
Haha that sucks. How embarrassing for her. She shoulda warned the guy though instead of just letting him wake up in piss.