Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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sexiled4life
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wow YDI for having a hairy pussy
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CTL_fml
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gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
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sexiled4life
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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pwincessa23
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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nateb1tch
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Meow meow
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lebronesque73091
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Geez, you have to trim the hedges every once in a while.
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MiGman
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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capslockisgood
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296 Well just because food doesn't magically appear in your stomach, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't eat.
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CzechIsBack
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297: thank you! Might as well leave the umbilical cord on, too
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SammyS2012
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297- the cord falls off naturally. No one removes them. your comment is technically invalid
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thtperson
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-302 that was the wrong person
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cwl727
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Totally agree it is there for a reason.
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Boomi
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Excuse OP for wanting to be sanitary! Pubic hair isn't gross, it protects against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury, as well as acts as a shield from bacteria and other unwanted pathogens, and is a big part of puberty. I should know, my mother was a nurse and a lot of my friends have had vaginal yeast infections because always shaved completely instead of keeping at least SOME of their pubic hair remaining where it is the most important. Don't be rude for other people's personal choices about their body, especially with something with such a high priority function.
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jimmyironic
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so, since when did letting your body remain in its natural state mean that person deserves ridicule? some women don't like looking like a 12 year old down there. shame on you for trying to body shame her.
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anonymos_fml
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Yi agre with #1.. haha
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rufio420
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agreed do something with that bush
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CTL_fml
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gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?
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miss_sweet_toxin
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shorts might be fine, just might be that hairy?
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moofin
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Ew wtf shave that hairy beast
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erikaisthebest
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That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.
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fuckmyl1f333
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#1 and #4....YDI thats pretty funny tho
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Sue21
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Wooooooooooaaahhhh eeeewwwwwwwwwww
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thisismyname_fml
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agree with #4. if they're short enough to show that, then they are too short. or you have a serious issue... as for your response to what you thought he said, do you honestly think that's a healthy way to pick up guys?
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24788
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He has a great sense of humor. I probably wouldn't have the balls to say that.