Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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pureamber 0
two of my best rfiends turn into bedwetters when they are really really really drunk! HAHA
devondv 5
You can flipthe matrees no need to replace it. you will never know she peed in it. Matress flipping is extremelley customary.
bayybee 0
same with my brother! There are lots of problems that cause bedwetting in adults, generally there are medications for it though but that doesn't always work. This guy was a total dick about it, posting something online that his girlfriend was so insecure about.
FreedomFirst 0
Don't be so dramatic. You should feel bad for her; she either has an embarrassing medical condition, or some mental issues that need to be addressed. Bedwetting is often a psychological problem. If she doesn't already know what is wrong, you should encourage her to see a doctor and/or psychologist, and in the meantime man up and buy a waterproof mattress pad instead of whining about your special mattress. Seriously, is it your blankie or something?
phiaphia 0
poor girl :(
NorfolkDude 2
Did she tell you beforehand? I would imagine that it would be pretty embarrassing for someone to tell a significant other that he/she is a bed wetter. So she probably didn't say but I would imagine that she probably thought it wouldn't happen that night. It must have been pretty devastating for her as well as it was for you. In anycase, I hope you weren't mean about it. You don't need to replace the entire mattress, just the sheets, and next time you have her over, just be nice about it. I think you two should talk and just find out what's going on. If you just be mean to her on the account she's a bed wetter, then it's your lost.
junomcguff_fml 0
Hey! Don't post that on fmylife.com! I feel very bad for her because it's not something she can control! She doesn't deserve you! :(
idfk_wtf 0
seriously thats not nasty i find it delocious so w/ e i would support her and i woulent care and thts no nees to change a mattress eaother
plexico 4
Should you keep her or dump her? Depends.
jadeddream 0
LOL. I wonder if I'm the only one that got that....
golden130 0
Great. Took her 8 months to trust you with this and the very next day you post it on the internet. I hope she breaks up with you...you're not mature enough to be in an "adult" relationship.