Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
live_your_life_fml 0
OMG, that sucks :( why didn't she tell you BEFORE wetting your bed? It couldn't be more embarassing than that.
stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
kitties_fml 12
thumbs up
brooklyngirl_fml 0
What makes you think that was the case?
seb12992 0
Reverse FMLs are usually stupid, but this one was hilarious. :P
alewiina 0
agreed 100%
Orchard 33
great comment! I was thinking the same thing; more than that, people who have that sort of problem have usually suffered some sort of traumatic experience such as emotional/mental abuse, sexual abuse, or physical abuse. The OP is a total asshole for being more concerned about his precious mattress than his girlfriend's health. What a ******* douche-nozzle
quietgirl 0
zoe123, how can he use that to his advantage?
leoofbodom 0
******* or ill tell...... obv
thepaleone 0
doing stuff like that gets you bit in the dick...obv
Peroxide 3
R Kelly would date that chick in a heartbeat
bethinabox 0
Tell her to look into acupuncture, it helped my brother stop bedwetting as a teen. Be nice to her about it; it's a terribly embarrassing problem and you should be supportive and helpful. :)
benshady 0
haha that sucks for you. If I were you I'd never sleep with her because you may wake up in the middle of the night soaked in urine. LMAO!
jessamyn_it_is 0
I feel sorry for her :-/ I think it must be some serious problem at her age. She probably is super sorry and embarrassed. Sucks for you, too. Hope you love her enough to stay with her.
bxgurl95 0
Its interesting to see the mixture of assholes to sensitive people on this fml its not realln FML it sucks, but then again other than having to replace the mattress there is no ral apparent damageto you. Your not the one being ridiculed on a public website
Kurliez408 32
OP doesn't even need to replace the matress. there are special soaps for those kind of things.
bxgurl95 0
Its interesting to see the mixture of assholes to sensitive people on this fml its not realln FML it sucks, but then again other than having to replace the mattress there is no ral apparent damageto you. Your not the one being ridiculed on a public website
markssh 0
He never mentioned her name. How is anyone but even the closest person to her would know? I doubt she shares her bed-wetting issues with other people. He is not ridiculing her; this is a FML website, remember? I'd hate to have to clean/replace a bed because someone else messed it up.
OperationNicole_fml 0
Even if no one knows exactly who she is, if she ever happened to see this FML do not tell me that she would not feel betrayed. She's the OP's girlfriend of 8 months, he should be more sympathetic.
fmlobsessionx95 0
Suckssss. But if you really love her, you'll find a way to deal with it.