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Towards the light

By Sure grandma, let's get you to bed - 15/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, my grandma miraculously survived a bout with pneumonia. She keeps saying, 'The Lord spoke to her' while she was comatose. While comatose, she had to be physically restrained because she would unconsciously mess with the medical equipment, and when she woke up, she was completely delirious. Yeah, no. FML

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poopface82 16

Saturday 15 October 2022 16:57

I mean, she COULD have spoken to God while unconscious. People see and hear some weird shit when they’re near death; whether or not any of it is real is anyone’s guess.

bigredmonkeybutt 27

Monday 17 October 2022 0:44

Maybe her god told her to mess with the medical equipment. You can’t know.

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poopface82 16

Saturday 15 October 2022 16:57

I mean, she COULD have spoken to God while unconscious. People see and hear some weird shit when they’re near death; whether or not any of it is real is anyone’s guess.

bigredmonkeybutt 27

Monday 17 October 2022 0:44

Maybe her god told her to mess with the medical equipment. You can’t know.

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