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By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 June 2012 17:43 / Canada - Toronto
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  thatonename  |  7

Well idk? I'm still having trouble understanding the fml. I mean, girls don't poop so how could they be constipated? With that in mind, anal cheating is the only other obvious answer.

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  beccax33  |  4

Oh my god.... I hope ur trying to be funny. But it's not, anyways.

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  beccax33  |  4

I swear... Some people are just this stupid

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  seasonedtoast  |  18

We don't poop. We are delicate little things that would never omit gases or anything ghastly like that. Lighten up guys!!

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  cajekraze  |  7

you need to get rid of this guy, OP. Insecurity is poisonous and hurtful. Don't allow it in your life, especially when you're already in pain. This is just the start. Next he'll call you a whore for talking to a male cousin. Get away before it gets worse

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

1, I agree with you. I have gastroparesis so I can go over 10 days without having a bowel movement. When the time comes, the pain is out of this world. Doctors compare it to a woman being in labor because the muscles are torn from pushing so hard and the anus gets cut to pieces. Original poster's boyfriend is a complete jerk. I hope she found someone to take her because the pain is out of this world!

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77, you make an ass out of u and me.

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  MURIKKA  |  11

Just out of curiosity, I wonder what OP was going to expect the hospital to do.... I wouldn't think they could do a whole lot as she's going to the bathroom.

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They could give her some sort of stool softener to make it easier for future issues as well has give her medication to even prevent constipation before she would ever need a stool softener. Sometimes prescription meds are better the over the counter

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

If/when my boyfriend sees me in pain, he takes me to the ER, no matter what the cause. Original poster's boyfriend should have cared about her pain being controlled opposed to assuming she's cheating in him. I hope he's the ex now.

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  jbuckets_404  |  32

#138 & #142: St'l softeners & laxatives work on the intestines, but the cause of this medical condition is failure of the stomach to periodically empty its contents; thus, these meds won't work in this instance. See WebMD.

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  jbuckets_404  |  32

#108, #138, & #142: The treatment is called Fecal Impaction Removal. The newbies on the TV show ER - and med students et. al. in real-life as part of their education & training - were ordered to perform that (out of camera view). OP may also need stitches afterwards. :-(

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  zandalee  |  19

Nope I don't think so. This guy is such an idiot and a bastard he is beyond redemption. Ring a friend or family member and get away from this prick as fast as you can!

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  boz1  |  3

Anal is just pretty fucked up in general..

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  jbuckets_404  |  32

#202: Either click on the link "Send a private message" here next to his profile pix or do so after you click his profile pix or username. Else note his username and then search for it on your own profile pg via the "Search for a member" link.

By  bmkc4  |  1

He sounds like a loser. If you have no faith in your partner then you don't need to be together. I feel bad for you and hope you have a friend to call to drive you to the ER.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Some partners deserve no faith. Not all but some. But I'd think if my girl was crying from a deuce that big, anal sex would definitely not be the first thought on my mind. I don't think it'd cause a weeks worth of build up..that makes me cringe just thinking about it.

By  SkoomaKi  |  24

Did he think you had sex with Andrey the Giant? A weeks worth of shit in one go would certainly look like it. Jokes aside. If your boyfriend can't trust you like that, then it must be a very controlled relationship :/

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  olpally  |  32

I was in one of those controlled relationships... :/ I was miserable... I'm glad I'm single now... Fyl op... You deserve to be treated better than that...

By  fordman22  |  0

Talk about shit packin lol

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