apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Anonymous
Receipe ideas
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
brittrod
United States
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Mimi
Vallejo, United States
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Glutton
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
hungry
United States
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
fatty milkshakes
United States
Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
Top comments
Yellow_Fish79 11
Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.
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Comments (115)
kkbaby3 0
then loose some weight?
blizzie622 0
Lose*
Teehee2 0
awh you beat me to it D:
fml_ydi79 15
Only if you lose some stupid kkbaby. Thanks :)
lilemmy55 10
Sadd! Yo Fyl .
Emoney1 3
Sounds like you're fat and your husband is an ass.
partyfool2011 4
I'm gonna go with the second one
thatonename 7
Couldn't possibly be both right? I mean those to things are completely tied together, so only one can be true.
izzyyyroweee 0
LOL suckz 4 u
SillyFart 7
Laugh out loud! Sucks for you*
loserman67 36
THAT STINKS! Slip some asprin into his drink and tell him: A: "These are anti-douche bag pills, I think you need a double dose." B: "It's going to be a cold day in hell before he gets to slip anything into your "smoothie"." You deserve a better man!
MissPunchYouOut 5
I Either this is fake, or someone is copying the real person. This is because I have seen this post 3 times.
fthislyfe 22
I have seen similar posts too but is doesn't have ANYTHING to do with being fake!
MissPunchYouOut 5
Maybe this person wants to get the word out, or they are bored and wanted to do their first one over?
Vaginabutter 15
Send a pic, we'll decide.
cntryiscntrywide 0
I wouldn't want to send a picture to someone who's username is vaginabutter, wouldn't be my smartest move all day.
blizzie622 0
I have a smoothie every morning. Frozen unsweetened fruit with 8oz apple juice. It's about 300 calories. is that unhealthy? Nope
Torva_fml 16
Start slipping miracle grow into his underwear.... Wishful thinking.
Badab1ng 5
Morning smoothie ehh? More like morning caramel milkshake, with whipped cream and chocolate sauce, two cherries and sweet sweet sweeeeeeet vanilla sprinkles.
rudegirlmania 10
^ this.