By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

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Miss_Michaela 10

Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

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nelliealexis 3

He didn't want to hurt your feelings, at least he was nice about it!

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poorjudgement 26

How can be nice that someone is giving you stuff that you are not agreed, not even asked about?

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perdix 29

I guess it's poor judgment* on their part. *Note the spelling. I'm a pedantic asshole.

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amam96 7

Yes, he should have said something to you, but I'm sure he had good intentions. He probably didn't want to hurt your feelings.

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Subakie 20

It's not a "smoothie" if you're using snickers bars

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MassiveBalls 0

Well, are you fat? If so, replace the morning smoothie with a morning jog. If not, slip some pig Viagra in his morning drink hehe

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StromyG2 10

Don't think so negatively, maybe he doesn't think you're fat. Maybe he's trying to kill you. : )

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imabeastmofukka 5

you cant blame him if its your fault you got comfortable.

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NoNoImWorkingSee 3

That's a tricky line to walk for any guy with a plump spouse. Although putting diet pills unknowingly into someone's food or drink can potentially be dangerous. Sorry that happened OP.

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