Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
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demonkitty69
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lol that sucks, way to be a dick :p
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OMGIFOUNDWALDO
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what's up with every first comment being lame obviois and unffy?! ever tried being original?!
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fweefwee09
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I agree with 5..You'll soon be "too many negative"
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mlb58
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That one of those moments when you're like, "shit..." as soon as it leaves your mouth. This happens to me when I talk to any girl...haha
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LiveLaughFML
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you should have been a negative nelly about the situation :-P
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Marcella1016
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Who care what the first comment says? if someone wants to leave a comment let them say what they want.
I bet you two are the types who yelled "FIRST!" in "creative" ways when FML first came out.
"You're probably not the FIRST to be insensitive about HIV!"
-_-
I bet you two are the types who yelled "FIRST!" in "creative" ways when FML first came out.
"You're probably not the FIRST to be insensitive about HIV!"
-_-
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mduffy08
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Congratulations... You have aids!
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GTAmerc
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Thank you 51! It amazes me what gets disliked here. It's so easy to piss people off.
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TheWindowLicker
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5, ever tried typing a comment without leaving out half the letters of a word?!
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rallets
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i hate to tell you this but you have AIDS
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OMGIFOUNDWALDO
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I try to but my Ipod auto-corrects myself and I didn't reread myself. I'll do an extra effort next time so everybody will understand my message. Have a nice day.
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RavagedSoul
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Think positive = You got it
Think negative = Don't get your hopes up
Ye either way nothing should have been said. Silence is golden.
Think negative = Don't get your hopes up
Ye either way nothing should have been said. Silence is golden.
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leadman1989
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Right. He should have quietly started taking bets.
"Oh shit that sounds horrible. Quick something sweet to not sound like an ass"
Which he could then donate it to a charity. :D
"Oh shit that sounds horrible. Quick something sweet to not sound like an ass"
Which he could then donate it to a charity. :D
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Connor02
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And duct tape is silver
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jellyD
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Yeah. Duct tape, real or virtual is the way to go!
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schrodingersdog
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He should have said, "think positively." Then it's describing how he should think, not how the test turns out. You see, grammar matters.
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loopsy_fml
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53, what is your picture supposed to be?
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theTrollGuy
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#63, It's an upside down dog. It's Rollin'. You hatin?
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Marcella1016
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"Good luck" or "Hope for the best" probably would have worked lol
Reminds me of a joke I heard way back in middle school.
"Hey do you have AIDS?"
"Hell no!"
"Are you sure?
"Yes!"
"Are you positive?"
"Yes! Wait...oh shit..."
Reminds me of a joke I heard way back in middle school.
"Hey do you have AIDS?"
"Hell no!"
"Are you sure?
"Yes!"
"Are you positive?"
"Yes! Wait...oh shit..."
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Marcella1016
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*That should've said HIV not AIDS.
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zoeypony98
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Well, that sucks. Where did your mental filter go? Hahaha...
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theTrollGuy
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Wherever yours is gone?
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22cute
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Ha ha ha yeah, you suck!
Oops! Hope not!
Maybe you should get tested yourself!
Oops! Hope not!
Maybe you should get tested yourself!
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ilovedramahehe
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Its okay, everyone makes mistakes.
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Muffin_Man_321
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Why do you make comments at all when they're that stupid?
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deviable
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I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you muffin man.
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mj_ok
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Jessica and Hyoyeon(:
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ilovedramahehe
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Hell yeah Nicole! :)
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Ecklcakes
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Apparently OP's friend did.
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Georick7
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Everyone has those days
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cptmorgan6
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Is he (HIV) positive he wants to get tested?
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ohmandapants
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What?
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LiveLaughFML
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no. his friend wanted to get tested for HIV because it's become such a worldwide thing now. sadly, a lot of people have been getting it so his friend wanted to make sure he wasn't one of those people. :(
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Miss_Michaela
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I'm positive that was a bad pun.
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cptmorgan6
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Haha yes it was. I had to do it though. South Park reference.
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cash_monkey72
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I think I'm the only person who liked your comment
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lilemmy55
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Appologize to your friendd . Then buy him lunch? :3
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Wheredidgrungego
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And lots of condoms.
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leadman1989
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7 - And op should return the barbershop quartet costume he bought so he could do that song from family guy.
"You have AIDS"
"You have AIDS"
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fweefwee09
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A good luck might have been better.
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fthislyfe
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The positive thing about an HIV test is being negative! I hope your friend understands that :)
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waycool
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Really..
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Vaginabutter
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smooth move exlax
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mea_iloveskiing
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Now we can't use puns because OP has already done it :)
Think negative = Don't get your hopes up
Ye either way nothing should have been said. Silence is golden.