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With friends like these…
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what's up with every first comment being lame obviois and unffy?! ever tried being original?!
I agree with 5..You'll soon be "too many negative"
That one of those moments when you're like, "shit..." as soon as it leaves your mouth. This happens to me when I talk to any girl...haha
Thank you 51! It amazes me what gets disliked here. It's so easy to piss people off.
5, ever tried typing a comment without leaving out half the letters of a word?!
I try to but my Ipod auto-corrects myself and I didn't reread myself. I'll do an extra effort next time so everybody will understand my message. Have a nice day.
Think positive = You got it Think negative = Don't get your hopes up Ye either way nothing should have been said. Silence is golden.
And duct tape is silver
Yeah. Duct tape, real or virtual is the way to go!
He should have said, "think positively." Then it's describing how he should think, not how the test turns out. You see, grammar matters.
53, what is your picture supposed to be?
#63, It's an upside down dog. It's Rollin'. You hatin?
Well, that sucks. Where did your mental filter go? Hahaha...
Wherever yours is gone?
Why do you make comments at all when they're that stupid?
I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you muffin man.
Apparently OP's friend did.
Everyone has those days
What?
I'm positive that was a bad pun.
Appologize to your friendd . Then buy him lunch? :3
And lots of condoms.
A good luck might have been better.
The positive thing about an HIV test is being negative! I hope your friend understands that :)
Really..
Now we can't use puns because OP has already done it :)
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Think positive = You got it Think negative = Don't get your hopes up Ye either way nothing should have been said. Silence is golden.
I have a feeling that you're the same person who says "You too!" to the check-in person at the airport when she tells you to "Have a nice flight".