apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Anonymous
Receipe ideas
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
brittrod
United States
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Mimi
Vallejo, United States
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Glutton
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
hungry
United States
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
fatty milkshakes
United States
Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
Top comments
Yellow_Fish79 11
Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.
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Comments (115)
maryam8869 7
i think hes nice :/
ninjaicekitten 0
Aww I'm sorry. He l
77777771 12
At least he cares?
leadman1989 16
Go for a jog if you can feel your face jiggle then TAKE THE HINT!!!
rudegirlmania 10
You're stupid. And probably anorexic skinny. I'm 5'4" and 100 lbs, even when I run shit jiggles a little. it means you have a little fat on you. A little fat never hurt anyone, in fact it looks better than bone thin. The cheek thing should never be a basis for pushing yourself to jog.
leadman1989 16
You're the idiot that was a redolence to a previous FML!!!
leadman1989 16
Meant reference...
josieboo 0
girls can't help being fat ! >.
SkoomaKi 28
Yes, yes they can. It's called doing exercise.
Steve95401 49
OP should slip some Viagra into his drink, then let her husband get "blue balls" when she rejects having sex with him.
leadman1989 16
You would know all about that wouldn't you?
JadedJarOfHearts 3
It was a smoothie! Damn, he needs to just talk to you.
perdix 31
I can't blame him. He's trying to get the results he wants without confrontation. It's well known that a man can never directly tell a woman she's fat -- the consequences are too dire. Would she rather find out by catching him ******* some skinny bitch?
poorjudgement 26
It is abuse of trust on very high level. If he doesn't like, he can and should speak up. Truth, she would be upset with such conversation, but can you imagine how upset she is now? Even the thought that someone would think about giving me something behind my backs would make me way more angry and upset than any kind of open conversation. So, I am sorry, but I totally disagree with you on this and feel really sorry for OP.
perdix 31
Telling a woman you love that she is fat is nuclear. The damage will be profound and long-lasting. The husband was sneaky, but I don't think he had any other good options. One can't become a plumpa humpa overnight and suddenly have a thing for BBWs. I wish I could, I could get laid endlessly!
Kurochrome 17
97 - Yeah, and giving her too much and making her OD wouldn't cause too much damage, either, right? Or the fact that she could have had a serious reaction against them like stroke or heart attack. But I mean, killing her is better then being honest, right?
perdix 31
105, hmm, the choice is between a minute chance of killing her or the certainty of dealing with her wrath? It's a tough call.
ninja4228 5
Hehehe... You're fat and you totally deserved it.
fml_ydi79 15
Because I'm sure you're a model right?
13FMYLIFE 0
he sticks diet pills in your shakes so you should stick pills to help e.d. in his! :)