apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Anonymous
Receipe ideas
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
brittrod
United States
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Mimi
Vallejo, United States
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Glutton
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
hungry
United States
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
fatty milkshakes
United States
Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.
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Comments (115)
Rach227 8
Morning smoothies aren't bad, all this stupid hype on telly about fruit smoothies being bad for you is getting ridiculous... yes we know its high in sugar it's fruit for god sake, all fruits high in sugar doesnt make it unhealthy!
SukiIzumi 8
What an ass! You need to be with someone who loves ya for who ya are!
Jasonf6 0
Maybe he's right
Rainbow_Crash 11
That's when you go, "You honestly think I'm fat? I, personally, think you have a tiny penis, but you don't see me slipping male enhancement pills into your coffee every morning..."
nevermindalready 4
@179 Hahaha, that made my day.
bubo_fml 11
A wife & husband were gardening in the back yard. The husband looks at his wife & says, "I bet your ass is as wide as my gas grill!" Later that evening, the husband is feeling amorous & suggests intimacy. The wife says, "You're out of your mind if you think I'm gonna fire up this big gas grill just to cook one lil' weenie!" (Rat-ta-tat-tat! I'm here all week folks!)
iVelcro 2
He's doing it for your own good?
robberry 11
Would you rather he told you to your face that he was unhappy you've put on weight?
xochi417 1
So, if "diet pills" actually worked don't you think that pretty much she and every one else would already be taking them?
xochi417 1
Of course it is unlawful and highly unethical to do this. But since he has already dosed HER against her knowledge; it is the rare female who could not obtain female hormones in the form of birth control pills to put in HIS food. Not saying I endorse or approve of this. But the effects would be more subtle and perhaps more interesting than laxatives, syrup of ipecac or even Viagra. Don't you think? I am very curious about this and would like to hear the results of this experiment if anyone out there is immoral enough to carry it out......................
xochi417 1
Also, on the chance that this story is true I wonder if he got caught on purpose, to insult her?