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By  sikunt89_fml  |  16

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  Sir_ND_Pity  |  35

I had a friend who throughout the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy would always joke with his wife by coming up to her, dramatically pointing at her womb, and triumphantly saying "Yo mama's so fat...!"

By  HooyoMacaan  |  7

"The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge." Does he know your pregnant? Lol the way you wrote this sounds odd to me. But he is your husband so communicate with him. :)

  Welshite  |  39

OP: Honey, I'm pregnant.
Husband: Oh my god, how did this happen?!?!
OP: Well, you see, when a man and woman love each other very much...
Husband: I know this part! You swallowed a watermelon seed!
OP: Not quite...

By  oj101  |  33

Your husband is right! Kate Middleton still manages to be skinny. How inconsiderate of you to voluntarily grow a bump! Do you not want to please your man? Take control of yourself! *satire*

  OhDearBetrayal  |  25

Just saying though genetics have to do with it, too. Kate Middleton's mom made a statement a while back saying that her daughter is like her because she herself didn't start showing and wearing maternity clothes until a week or so before she gave birth. We can look at Kim Kardashian and see that some people start showing much earlier.

  OhDearBetrayal  |  25

42- I'm sorry but did I bitch at 9 about his joke? I don't think so. I got the joke but I just thought having a conversation on it would have been nice. I guess some people just expect endless jokes to ensure after someone makes one sarcastic comment.

  ThatOneChick856  |  36

#43- No one said that you bitched at the joke, so calm the fuck down. The fact that you decided to take a lighthearted joke as an opportunity to start a serious discussion DOES make you a killjoy, though. I agree some jokes might require a logical/factual background, but since this joke didn't require one, your comment is a buzzkill.