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Show it anywayI'm sure you two get all the ladies, huh?
Well I'm not a lesbian but I bet I could get some ladies if I tried. He clearly has a GF.. he said that when she was 4 months pregnant.. hence the joke.
Dude, not funny.
Insensitivity FTL
Sounds like you're going to have to point it out to him. Your husband doesn't seem too bright.
If men were bright we wouldn't have wars, republicans or a need for a gun control debate.
And women never fight at all? Really?
I suggest you tape the ultrasound to his forehead.
I suggest stapling it to his forehead. Maybe that will get the point across. EDIT: damn, did not see someone beat me to it.
"The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge." Does he know your pregnant? Lol the way you wrote this sounds odd to me. But he is your husband so communicate with him. :)
OP: Honey, I'm pregnant. Husband: Oh my god, how did this happen?!?! OP: Well, you see, when a man and woman love each other very much... Husband: I know this part! You swallowed a watermelon seed! OP: Not quite...
Your husband is right! Kate Middleton still manages to be skinny. How inconsiderate of you to voluntarily grow a bump! Do you not want to please your man? Take control of yourself! *satire*
But you don't know how many months gone OP is. Also, Kate Middleton was slim to begin with. Slimmer people tend to hold the baby weight better, in my opinion.
Just saying though genetics have to do with it, too. Kate Middleton's mom made a statement a while back saying that her daughter is like her because she herself didn't start showing and wearing maternity clothes until a week or so before she gave birth. We can look at Kim Kardashian and see that some people start showing much earlier.
11 & 18 - I think the joke went WAY over both your heads...
He isn't the most observant husband, is he. :')
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I suggest you tape the ultrasound to his forehead.
Sounds like you're going to have to point it out to him. Your husband doesn't seem too bright.