lilemmy55

About Lilemmy55

Country girl ❤ mudding ❤ fishing ❤ hunting ❤ follow me on twitter @BamitsEmilly

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Lilemmy55's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

27%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

15%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

3%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

38%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

32%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

38%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

9%

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Lilemmy55's favorite FMLs

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 12 September 2012 07:00 / United States - Valencia

Considerate boyfriend

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 May 2013 07:17 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By The Horrible Older Sister / Sunday 2 September 2012 10:07 / United States - Phoenix

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:13 / United States - Richardson

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. I've been secretly taking Welsh lessons as a surprise for him, so when I was getting close, I whispered the Welsh for "Don't stop." He pulled out and accused me of cheating on him with his best friend. He won't believe anything else. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gingerbetty / Tuesday 4 September 2012 07:54 / United Kingdom - Swansea

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lilemmy55

Beginner

Checking you out

Mobility

Socialite

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

50 favorites

Consolation prize

Profile completed

It's in the can!

I agree, my mouse works.

Santa Claus

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Judgmental

YDI Master

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

One more and it's business time

Considerate boyfriend