By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 320
You deserved it 2 413

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That is kind of genius actually

species4872 19

That's what I like, good anticipation for the worst.

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That is kind of genius actually

friedpwnadge 25

"Parents HATE him! Find out how he beat the swearing jar with this one weird trick!"

LOL good ol click bate!

species4872 19

That's what I like, good anticipation for the worst.

Too much allowance it seems. He seems witty, but that was a really bratty and disrespectful move on his part. You need to find something that means more to him than cash to get his attention it seems. Does he like video games? TV Shows?

#3's comment is weird, but I don't think it's a bad idea to remind him how much $20 can buy for other things that he likes, so that he doesn't feel tempted to waste money on swearing, haha.

I don't understand why people are hating on your comment when it totally makes sense!

How do we know it's his allowance? For all we know he could be 16 and has a job.

mind_geek 15

Calm down Satan

At least he's being honest with himself?

A shit ton, it'll buy him a shit ton.

Hey! Twenty bucks for you! Buy yourself a big meal of his favorite food and eat all of it in front of him. ;)

I don't see the problem with this comment...

"Another dollar for the swear jar!"

This kid is going places for sure.

"80 'fucks', and you'd better have plenty of your own, because I don't have any to give."

This is how kids see the world. It's a bit of a wake up call :P