By theycallmekitty - /
Friday 11 January 2013 00:02 /
United States - Decatur
Miss_Michaela
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10 Badges
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194 Comments
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2090 Visits
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All I can say is if you are able to fit your whole life in this box, you have had a boring one.
I do love England. LEFT HAND DRIVE FOR THE GODDAMN WIN!
I don't get people who don't know or don't care about the difference between their/there/they're, your/you're and were/where/we're. Here is a Full Stop: . Please use it.
My hates: Having 'xx and/or 'lol'' on the end of everything. People who aren't sun kissed, but sun raped. Oh, and what is the point of having the same pose in every profile picture? The kind of people who put 'You' in their mahossive list of hates. Yes, I have a gargantuan list, but do you see 'You' anywhere? Message me if you're one of them. In addition to the previous listed hate, those who name their favourite commenters. I don't give a toss who you dribble over and search desperately for in your spare time. Coffee = Yuck.
Thank you for taking your time to read this. If you're still here, well done. You get a hypothetical gold star.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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50 favorites
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It's in the can!
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The return of the thumb
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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My diary is a collector's item
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Tell us what happened next
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Work is a 4-letter word
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The thumb strikes back
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The rules are the rules
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100 kick-ass comments
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Tweet, tweet
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
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A new thumb
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I moderated this!
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By wtfseriously - /
Monday 9 May 2011 17:22 /
United States
