apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Anonymous
Receipe ideas
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
brittrod
United States
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Mimi
Vallejo, United States
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Glutton
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
hungry
United States
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
fatty milkshakes
United States
Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.
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Comments (115)
mattorama 15
Really hate to say it, but anyone who has a "morning smoothie" very well may be overweight.
onecrazybitch 0
It's a smoothie, which is usually made with fruit and can be very healthy. Not a milkshake, which is probably what you're thinking of
Calyx_fml 22
Better to reduce the calories in the shake.
onecrazybitch 0
Slip him sleeping pills AND laxatives tonight ... just make sure you sleep on the couch
brina53 4
Sry, to hear that op, I hope he at least did his research before slipping meds unbeknownst to u; making sure they had no bad side effects.
fallingstarsxox 8
Hey then just try and loose 10 lb
nicknamekenny 1
Fatty fatty 2by4 can't fit though the door
cherrygurl101 0
A smoothie every morning? That's why your fat
KiddNYC1O 22
Many smoothies promote well-being...
meshee03 0
maybe you should be drinking smoothies every morning then ?
BRidgetg123 0
you should fart in his face
arysmomee 2
maybe you should take.that as a hint that hr doesn't like fat people. lose weight or he will probably cheat on you.lol
bolshevisky 12
harsh
fml_ydi79 15
Way to promote a healthy mindset to the teens who read this..... Top job