FML : Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By Username / Monday 28 March 2011 05:26 / United States

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By DjeePee | 24

#2254884 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:46

Thumb this comment up if you think: 1) slipping abortion pills as a supplement is dangerous 2) OP has an ass of a boyfriend

By weels6 | 0

#2254681 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:13

wow . what a terd ball. start slipping him estrogen pills. that'll show em

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By DiamondFinish | 0

#2254666 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:10

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Tell him to grow into a condom if he doesn't want you to get pregnant.

TK1279 | 2

#2254674 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:12

grow into one? if he was that small then that would be b.c. in my book. small dick=no sex=birth control

DiamondFinish | 0

#2254715 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:19

Yeah I'm sorry. I didn't realize the size of a dick get women pregnant, not semen. Sorry. Where did you say you went to school?

TK1279 | 2

#2254753 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:27

fail, do I really need to explain? ok, a guy that has a 1 inch dick will never have sex, so no way of getting pregnant. No sex=no babies, second time I said this? Yeah

DropDead77 | 11

#2254757 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:28

that's hilarious!^

EMT3713 | 14

#2254761 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:29

It's really simple. If he has a small penis, he won't get any. If he's not having sex, she's not going to get pregnant. Understand? Try reading the comment before you jump down someone's throat.

TK1279 | 2

#2254786 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:32

thank god someone has logic, thanks lol where did YOU go to school?

DiamondFinish | 0

#2254803 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:35

Obviously he is her boyfriend, which we probably assume they might have sex already. Besides, the condom thing was a joke to all you people who take every comment up the ass. Learn to relax and have fun.

MistressKira | 0

#2254834 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:38

I loved your reply Diamond. Funny shit. I got that it was a joke. :/ Unlike some.

DiamondFinish | 0

#2254874 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:43

Thank you. Some people can't identify I joke unless some sort of symbol is posted at the end: lol, jk, :D, haha an so on.

AEverydayDouche | 1

#2254961 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:00

Got to love TK1279s sex education -All the boys with small penises can leave the room because you will never ever have sex anyway, so this is just a waste of your time.

sarapsosis | 1

#2255005 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:08

Diamond I was hoping that you were joking, I gave you the benefit of the doubt

dboy006778 | 0

#2255146 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:39

...dood invest in a new face,theres something wring with that one.

Wiggy_78 | 0

#2255169 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:45

It's dude, not dood. ;)

BAMF18 | 0

#2255248 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:07

says that one guy with the fake ass spray tan. nice splotch, dood.

born_hustla | 25

#2255280 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:14

lmao, that's a good one

yuggi1 | 11

#2255646 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:57

I'm a girl and I would totally jump on a 1-inch dick, so your comment about small-dick men not getting sex is... WRONG! Lol It's harder to get a girl pregnant, yes, but that's because the sperm has to travel that extra 'mile', not because they can't get laid. Jeez! There is such a thing as small-dick fetish, FYI.

itsmissjox3 | 0

#2255662 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:01

o.o Well then...

Alex94xela | 0

#2255675 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:04

small dick fetish WTF how can some 1 want a small dick we guys make fun of those small dick people for a reason

iamtwiggyme | 0

#2255694 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:07

wow @small dick fetish. Just wow...

yuggi1 | 11

#2255699 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:08

Yeah well, you guys shouldn't try to predict what we girls would like. <.<

jezebel1979 | 3

#2255726 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:24

haha that's really funny!

RedPillSucks | 30

#2255756 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:36

To be honest, I didn't look at it as a joke, but a clever turn-of-phrase. Use a condom and stop trying to manipulate the gf by slipping stuff into her birth control pills. It seemed fine to me. Not quite sure what all the fuss is about.

By weels6 | 0

#2254681 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:13

wow . what a terd ball. start slipping him estrogen pills. that'll show em

xXxJaGsTeRxXx | 11

#2254996 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:07

Then he'll start growing some boobs!!! haha!!

jellyD | 1

#2255157 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:41

yeah estrogen pills or tell him how healthy soy nuts are!

MalaInsane_11 | 0

#2255224 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:02

I agree. for being such a pu$$y. lmao!

kaylanicole1255 | 1

#2255297 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:17

I know this is nothing... but I moderated this! It was my first ever. :p LOL

By mandi2684 | 0

#2254690 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:16

you are breaking up with him right?

By lizh_fml | 9

#2254692 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:16

That is disgraceful, I dont like it when people jump straight to DUMP HIM!!! but I think this would be a legitimate reason.

daybowbow | 0

#2255780 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:48

I agree. Usually I might suggest talking to him, but this can't be good for your future fertility. One thing I'm confused about, however- was he slipping you the morning after pill? Or the actual abortion pill? Both require more than one pill per dose, and both require a prescription (in many areas.) Even if he's using the morning after pill and doesn't need a prescription, both pills are super expensive. I'm not sure if he was actually slipping you these pills or just telling you he did, because it's not really adding up.

By Fuzzbump | 5

#2254700 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:18

I would say to dump him but a maybe just a serious talk will do.

makkwheel | 0

#2254718 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:19

I love your picture fuzzbump!!

eprieto | 0

#2254742 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:26

I'd do you

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2254821 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:37

12 - bit weird..

eprieto | 0

#2254857 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:41

you too

By chottu | 16

#2254705 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:18

That's terrible. But how was he slipping you pills? Didn't you wonder when you had to take an extra pill...? Or was it crushed up and mixed in with your food or something? I would dump him, I have a feeling he's been seriously endangering your health by slipping you abortion pills.

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2255473 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:09

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

thecobraacademy | 0

#2255563 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:29

the morning after pill does NOT give you your period the same day. who on earth taught you that?

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2255579 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2255585 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sarahbear430 | 0

#2255650 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:58

sometimes it will make you have your period right then and then for the next week or so, sometimes you don't start your period until you're due to start it. it depends on where you are in your menstrual cycle, among other factors.