By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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ghm1234 0

How rude. ( full house: stephanie tanner voice )

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flockz 19

sit on him and eat a double bacon cheeseburger.

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n_epic_fail 14

So punish him with no sex.... For a month. That'll change him.

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kbtoyz69 9

just keep making him all kinds of fattening dinners, and work out alot. then 3months later you'll get the last laugh ;)

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enonymous 8

10 won't work... he's already married.

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ghm1234 0

How rude. ( full house: stephanie tanner voice )

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Shouldnt it be your mother-in-law laughing at you rather than your husband?

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Awsemogreeb 19

Why would she compliment OP then laugh at her?

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shannonreneee 11

Not all mother-in-laws are rude to the wives. Lots have fantastic relationships.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Be sure and tell your mother-in-law that she's really not very funny. Your husband was just being nice.

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KunoKanashimi 3

...What? You DO realize that it was the husband that laughed at the thought of OP losing weight and the mother-in-law was the one being nice, right?

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Oh no! Dear me, I guess I should've read the FML a little more thoroughly and thought it all through before posting. Good thing I didn't post it like that on purpose, otherwise your comment would be rather unnecessary.

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elliottemoose 1

Oooh damn, probs just the muscle your gaining compare to fat ;) hahaha

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j_neee17 0

What a jerk . You should deprive him of sex that'll teach'em a lesson

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vincentmacmanus 8

lol i agree hes a complete dick, but that doesnt work on everyone. xD thats more of a stereotype. like saying women should be chained to the stove, with just enough slack to reach the bedroom because those are the only two places their rib stealing gender are worth a damn. *said in tucker max voice* xD however, i do think she needs to find someone new, cause she probably doesnt deserve that.

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Angelice_fml 0

He's just jealous.

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flockz 19

sit on him and eat a double bacon cheeseburger.

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quimbi 3

bad idea flockz, I think face sitting will only make him laugh harder when he finds she tastes like a cheeseburger

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flockz 19

i meant sit on his skinny ass and suffocate him, but a cheeseburger ****** sounds rather delightful. makes me hungry.

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herpitydurteedur 0

I'm straight and that would make me wanna nom some ****** XD

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rawrabby 0

Wow. What an A-S-S.

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