By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

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Miss_Michaela 10

Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

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Glenninator 4

If you have a mornin smoothie every day.... You probably are fat

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JGirl113 6

NEVER TAKE DIET PILLS!!!! Do u know how bad and dangerous those things r for u?!?

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karmaslave 5

Medicating someone without their knowledge or permission is a serious breach of trust. Not to mention that you can kill someone with some of the diet pills out there, especially if they don't know they're taking them and use other products that can interact.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Slip laxative in his!

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YOUareALLretards 1

Hey flockz, I remember that one about the wife and penis enlargement pills too. That one was ******* hilarious

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chels1994 11

What a dick. Buy him male enhancement pills.

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Fatalist_ 2

Don't blame the guy. He just went for the same method that he used to hook up with her with. The first time it was roofies, now diet pills. :)))

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