Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.
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Comments (115)
cataphonic 2
I'm sure you are a beatifull women, whats your BMI, btw. Oh and most smoothies is fattening, just saying.
LennyComa 39
What a dick
Sniper3000 0
Were you the 1 that slipped penis enlargement pills in his coffee
CuteDumBlonde64 11
I always wanted a smoothie for breakfast. Who else think so too?
cheybearlovesyou 0
Wow. You'd think that a spouse would love the other one just the way they are and be lucky to have them in their lifes. That's just sad.
Emperorerror 8
You make it sound like OP's husband is doing this for his own gain, and that nobody should try to be healthy and just accept themselves "the way they are". It's like, "I'm fat. But whatever, there's no reason to not have a 'morning smoothie', DERP!"
fml_ydi79 15
It is partly for his own gain, diet pills aren't exactly healthy. And I wonder what HE looks like? I'm sure he looks like a model right?
daydreamer244 13
well talk to him about it, don't let him make you feel bad about yourself!!
itsame0987 18
Fyl op.. Get revenge start slipping an estrogen supplement in his smoothies
muckler 1
That is awful. And unless the husband is using something he got from the doctor, he's stupid because most diet pills you get over the counter aren't any more effective than a similarly administered placebo.
attatood 8
Wow. You picked a winner. If I ever caught anyone trying to slip ANYTHING into my drink or food, it would be the very last time. They would be gone because I couldn't trust them. I also think it's illegal and he could be charged with assault or something similar. FYL indeed.
Cambria91 4
start slipping him male enhancement pills... **** with his head. but seriously he's an ass hole.