apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Anonymous
Receipe ideas
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
brittrod
United States
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Mimi
Vallejo, United States
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Glutton
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
hungry
United States
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
fatty milkshakes
United States
Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.
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Comments (115)
hyden121 2
Sometimes the subtle hints are the loudest...
Clarice1 9
That is SO dangerous! You could've had a life-threatening reaction and not even known what you'd taken. A lot of times when I hear about some relationship behavior and have to decide whether it's screwed up, I think of my parents. If some guy slipped drugs to my mom, my dad would want to beat the hell out of him, I have no doubt. He'd hold himself back and deal with it a better way, but... a spouse is supposed to be someone who promised to love and protect you. Nobody gets dressed on their wedding day looking forward to a lifetime of secrets and risks to their health. Ick.
brujitha 3
That's so messed up :/
SorrowFull 8
Slip laxatives in his smoothies. It should even everything out.
ohitschelsea15 0
Hun that's so against the law!!!
CHOMP3R 0
You shouldn't let him get away with this. He shouldn't be trying to change you! Someone who truly loves you would look past appearances and into the heart.
sodapopper 6
Take note of your actual body frame and be realistic. Is he right? Take the freaking pills.. Get the hint Barbara!!!
Dyehard 9
YDI if you have a "morning shake." try something healthy next time.
Emperorerror 8
At least he cares >_> Not to mention that you probably ARE fat if you're having a "morning smoothie".
Fulldemonstorm 10
ouch but how do you know they were diet pills