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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By hungry - 01/01/2015 05:50 - United States

Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML

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By fatty milkshakes - 29/01/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Friday 11 November 2011 16:05

Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 11 November 2011 16:05

Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

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rogo35 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 4:06

Well look at it this way if you weren't fat he wouldn't do it

ChronicBluntz420 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 4:11

He's doing you a favor.

MaddiLovesYou12 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 4:17

What a jerk

XavierMedina 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:06

That's messed up.

PapaBear236 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:05

Well just the fact that you have a morning smoothie says......I mean, I'm not trying to be a........Oh screw it.

ppl2ppl 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 7:28

Bahahaha I agree with number 3, slip penis pills, if he catches you and asks you why, just say that you found out that he felt you were too big and that you feel that he is too small. ;D and hey you'll enjoy it so go for it :D lmao

abbyhoneywaffles 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 8:10

well thats rude.

SouthernKiller 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 8:14

The only problem I see here is that the husband let himself get caught. Bet that was ackward!

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 12 November 2011 10:34

You say morning smoothie like it's some regular thing you have.

fml_ydi79 15

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:54

Cares for his own benefit you mean

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