By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 723
You deserved it 3 980

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one11oh 2

does he get a family discount now?

Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff


Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff

BeforeItWasCool 12

There's a typo in this. I think OP meant "how they met" not "how them met." If the typo gets changed I suppose I can expect a million thumbs down, but what the hell.

I would expect the million thumbs down for posting it under the first comment rather than for pointing out a typo.

BeforeItWasCool 12

A lot of things entirely unrelated to the original comment are often posted under the first comment. I'm on the App so it's much easier for me to just comment on other comments rather than making my own. I've bunkered down in preparation for whatever reason the community throw my way in any case!

bigtaytay 13

I wanna date her next

hopsinlove17 26

Your dad seems chill and unresponsible. Why the complaints?(;

60, I must say your taste in girls is bad if you only want her to hook you up with weed. Although your taste in music must be pretty good considering your Hollywood Undead profile pic.

62 I must say after reading through your profile it's pretty clear how much of a liar you are. You hardly have the right to call someone out on something when your interests are far more shameful.

Lol 62 for the win

62 you say you don't have a Facebook or Twitter because you believe in a real social life, not online social networking, yet you also say to look you up on kik... How is that real life socializing? Contradictory..

98, Please do tell me what 'interests' I have that are shameful??

I'm confused as to the shameful interests also. She may have some contradictory stuff but are people on here so ignorant that they will bury anyone who doesn't make weed their life's purpose? if its the atheism, then **** off hypocrites, if it's the tattoos, it's her body and and whatever she does to it in a legal way is her business. Social networking does suck IMO. I don't use it but honestly I don't think any less of you if you do use it. I play video games a lot so I'm not one to preach about being social in the real world lol.

It's "irresponsible"!

The comment was for #61

That's...actually pretty cool

He was just helping a brother out, maybe he'll hook you up with some weed too.

CheeseTron 15

Sounds like a pretty dank family you got there.

I gotta meet these people x)

It could be worse!

BunchieRules 31

Yeah 3, OP's boyfriend could be a transvestite mass-murderer who escaped Alcatraz and eloped with Darth Vader on a unicorn in 1975. But that didn't happen. And your comment and mine have something in common: they both have nothing to do with the FML.

Prodigy7 4

It could be worse? It couldn't get better.

enormouselephant 15

I agree 3! They could have known each other under bad circumstances. We've all heard about the pharmacist father and condom buying boyfriend...I'd be cooler with my drug dealer than my boyfriends conservative dad! Not that I do drugs or have a boyfriend.

hitman472008 3

Lol that's awesome.

that's what i'm thinking too.

Hey, at least they get on!

one11oh 2

does he get a family discount now?

laura323 0

He should

I'm assuming they were both stoned when they admitted this to you. I can't think of another good reason.

jacquesromualdez 12

Wonder where the source is and who plants them? Your mom OP.

Doc, where has the foot gone?

Yourheadache 19

^ where did your eyes go??

the_smart_way 10

The doc commenting on an FML concerning weed... I think we all know where this will end up, *gets popcorn*

That's epic, and they say girls tend to choose men that resemble their fathers...

Nice. Already established friendship. No complaints there...

That's good, because nobody wants to punched in the ******.

So your parents are drug-dealers... Well, at least you and your boyfriend will have some nice bonding time with your parents.