By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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Inciter 33

Well, that was an asshole move. I hope your girlfriend has sense enough not to care too much about what they say.

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Inciter 33

Well, that was an asshole move. I hope your girlfriend has sense enough not to care too much about what they say.

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Misswildsides 22

If your girlfriend really loved you, she would just shove away what your dad said and continue dating you. I hope the best for you, OP

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shifted 5

Im just going to take the other perspective. What if the dad is trying to warn his girlfriend. Maybe next week we will have a post from his girlfriend "Today my boyfriend took my virginity, and broke up with me. FMl

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twaumat 28

the dad sounds like Red Forman

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MDTeddy 13

Apparently op's dad doesn't like him so it wouldn't matter what girl was his gf. I do agree that she shouldn't care. I also, agree that I would have told my dad to please shut the **** up. What did Op ever do to deserve a ******** title?

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rangerPat 12

I find it hard to believe op's dad was being an asshole, maybe he was trying to be humorous. Sure it would suck if OP's dad would legitimately think his son "a ********".... But if he was joking, what then?

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Mr_Satan 11

Maybe, just maybe, the op deserves the title.... I know this one guy, a REAL winner, whom I would like to hit with a bus. He was asked by his mom, who is disabled, to take the rent money down the street to the landlord. He bought an 8-ball with it.... On the other hand, if you're a stand up guy op, your gf probably knows this, so you shouldn't worry.

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fury1031 10

Parents are such assholes sometimes.

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ThePsyche 9

Your dad must be... DINKLEBERG.

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Pleonasm 35

Timmy is an average kid, that no-one understands Mom and Dad are shitty, always ruining dinner plans...

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kakarot2 11

And here is where you would give a f***...... IF YOU HAD ONE!!

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im_joking 11

Well that escalated quickly

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Pleonasm 35

He said it went down hill, so how can it be escalating?

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perdix 29

#21, because most locations have "up" and "down" escalators. To my knowledge, there is no such thing as a "de-escalator," even though that's what half of them are, strictly speaking.

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ironic_legacy 9

"Well, that de-escalated quickly!" Fixed it :D

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groovycrazyjoe 18

lol did you get that from the other fml

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lysx84 24

At least they weren't mean to HER...

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Inciter 33

Well, calling her silly might have been a little offensive to her. I would've been mad if my fiance's parents had called me silly when they first met me.

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allie2590 31

I really hope she said something like "at least he's not like his ******** dad."

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carry_on 19

Your dad sounds like such a nice guy, no wonder you waited so long to introduce your girlfriend to him!

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BadApple88 29

When its time to meet the parents, kill them with kindness

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Schiffy 18

If it were me, I'd insult him right back. Of course, if it were my parents, we'd get into a sarcasm fight until one of us runs out of bad insults.

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jelly713 19

Just don't bring her around too often. Unless it was obvious they were joking the entire time. At least they weren't mean to her, right?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

It's a legitimate question.

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