By Anonymous - Australia
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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  shifted  |  5

Im just going to take the other perspective. What if the dad is trying to warn his girlfriend. Maybe next week we will have a post from his girlfriend "Today my boyfriend took my virginity, and broke up with me. FMl

  MDTeddy  |  13

Apparently op's dad doesn't like him so it wouldn't matter what girl was his gf. I do agree that she shouldn't care. I also, agree that I would have told my dad to please shut the fuck up. What did Op ever do to deserve a dickhead title?

  rangerPat  |  12

I find it hard to believe op's dad was being an asshole, maybe he was trying to be humorous.
Sure it would suck if OP's dad would legitimately think his son "a dickhead"....
But if he was joking, what then?

  Mr_Satan  |  11

Maybe, just maybe, the op deserves the title.... I know this one guy, a REAL winner, whom I would like to hit with a bus. He was asked by his mom, who is disabled, to take the rent money down the street to the landlord. He bought an 8-ball with it....

On the other hand, if you're a stand up guy op, your gf probably knows this, so you shouldn't worry.

  perdix  |  29

#21, because most locations have "up" and "down" escalators. To my knowledge, there is no such thing as a "de-escalator," even though that's what half of them are, strictly speaking.

  Inciter  |  33

Well, calling her silly might have been a little offensive to her. I would've been mad if my fiance's parents had called me silly when they first met me.