Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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Top comments
one11oh 2
does he get a family discount now?
chilearmy123 4
Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff
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Comments (168)
meso222 8
Lol i know plenty of A+ stundents that are in university that smoke and sell dope. My uncle smokes and sells it and makes $80K a year just from his job. So unless you are making at least that you dont get to comment on other people. Besides weed has been around thousands of years, so if you have a problem with it... Leave.
tober389 1
Thank you for being open minded and not ignorant. I go to Florida Atlantic University and earned a scholarship that pays for 75% of my tuition and I'm a frequent smoker. People need to stop stereotyping!
icrest80 4
You're uncle didn't listen to NWAs advice! Don't get high on your own supply lol
KiddNYC1O 22
I say legalize it.
tanishpradhan 20
Don't criticise it..
loserboii 11
At least they won't be having problems with each other if you decide to marry him. My question is does mom know this too?
ambylyn2010 3
That would be freakin sweet!
supportcommand 17
You can expect a ring soon. What blazer is going to give that up. Girlfriends dad is a dealer... My life would be complete.
Meme1988 18
Family discount now?
saibi 1
Fml's like this are over used so Much :(
Fire_girl 0
thats kinda bad ass hows is it a bad thing lol
noisebox 1
Weird
pokefan813 16
If you think that's bad, I don't know what you would think about the cotton-swab fml... *shudders*
1098765432 0
that is probably why he got together with you, maybe get some free hookups. Might wanna dump him