Uh... Okay?

By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00

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Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
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BurnInDemonFire 32
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At least he isn't homophobic. Your life would be a lot worse.

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real life problems 26
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Make sure to use the roommates bed so mom wont smell the gay sex and become suspicious

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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At least he isn't homophobic. Your life would be a lot worse.

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interesting33 36
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I'm not sure that's the point. The father was being very inappropriate in my view

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blondie45 21
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That’s taking acceptance to a whole new level 😳

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Lalala579121 27
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But inappropriate dads are awesome. At least he has a sense of humor.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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If OP's dad wasn't making a tongue-in-cheek comment, then I agree.

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Lalala579121 27
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Tongue in cheek? Don't you mean dick in cheek?

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JustALesbian 16
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Exactly, I was flat out kicked out for being lesbian but it’s still embarrassing I guess. I don’t really know

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real life problems 26
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Make sure to use the roommates bed so mom wont smell the gay sex and become suspicious

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Lily_Rain77 25
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Well that's.... supportive...

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RichardPencil 30
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With family support like that, it sounds like you might want to go back into the closet.

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Charlie Given 25
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At least he's trying to be supportive by cheering you on 😌

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blondie45 21
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Sounds like Dad might want to come out of the closet himself...

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yarani 26
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Go on then, make your dad proud! Be the very best at what you do.

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Glowworm56 25
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Seems like Dad's not only okay with it, he's got a sense of humor.

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darkshadus 10
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I think it means he likes your boyfriend and wants him around so suck the skin off of it

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Peggy Papez 7
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Inappropriate humor is part of the parents "coming to terms" process. Embarrassing - yes. But, far far better than the insane rage, disowning and other bullshit some of us had to deal with. |

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