Uh... Okay? By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00 Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML I agree, your life sucks 4 969 You deserved it 1 799 Tweet Share
At least he isn't homophobic. Your life would be a lot worse.
Make sure to use the roommates bed so mom wont smell the gay sex and become suspicious