Uh... Okay?

By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00

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Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 004
You deserved it 1 818

Same thing different taste

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At least he isn't homophobic. Your life would be a lot worse.

Make sure to use the roommates bed so mom wont smell the gay sex and become suspicious

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At least he isn't homophobic. Your life would be a lot worse.

I'm not sure that's the point. The father was being very inappropriate in my view

blondie45 21

That’s taking acceptance to a whole new level 😳

But inappropriate dads are awesome. At least he has a sense of humor.

If OP's dad wasn't making a tongue-in-cheek comment, then I agree.

Tongue in cheek? Don't you mean dick in cheek?

JustALesbian 16

Exactly, I was flat out kicked out for being lesbian but it’s still embarrassing I guess. I don’t really know

Make sure to use the roommates bed so mom wont smell the gay sex and become suspicious

With family support like that, it sounds like you might want to go back into the closet.

At least he's trying to be supportive by cheering you on 😌

blondie45 21

Sounds like Dad might want to come out of the closet himself...

Go on then, make your dad proud! Be the very best at what you do.

Seems like Dad's not only okay with it, he's got a sense of humor.

I think it means he likes your boyfriend and wants him around so suck the skin off of it

Inappropriate humor is part of the parents "coming to terms" process. Embarrassing - yes. But, far far better than the insane rage, disowning and other bullshit some of us had to deal with. |