Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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one11oh 2
does he get a family discount now?
chilearmy123 4
Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff
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Comments (168)
klx125cross 9
Damn.....;)
wildsweetchild 19
Surprise, surprise! On the bright side they have something in common already...easier for them to get along.
captainburke 5
Oh that's ******* awesome! You are benefiting from this as well, yes?
foreveryoung2345 5
At least they don't hate each other.
Thaxton76 3
Look on the bright side they can share a cell together when they get busted.
zero91 4
the police dont put the people involved in the same case together
browneyed 7
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwkwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd ... but at least you know where to get good shit and have someone to smoke it with! ;) xx
awkward_gothlady 32
Two people to smoke with! And you might learn some new things about both of them that way. But at least your dad doesn't hate him! And maybe you'll score some free weed that way.
BadKitty14 7
A win if I ever saw one!
TropicalTulipz 0
loll how is this an fml
pastnastificatio 4
It's probably worse than that. He probably told your dad how good you are in bed.
_wraith 15
Think of the benefits! This is a perfect opportunity for extortion! "Dad, gimme some weed." "No." "I'll tell mom you're dealing." "...Fine." Done and done. Unless mom knows... than you need to tell HIS mom xD