Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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Top comments
one11oh 2
does he get a family discount now?
chilearmy123 4
Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff
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Comments (168)
jdawg5274 4
That's absolutely hilarious
mosquito19 14
let me guess, he doesn't work. weed money comes from you.
kay_princess14 7
Family discount
nora111197 8
Gimme ur dad's number :D
djgoreo 12
Yeah c'mon, that's friggin awesome. I guess you're probably embarrassed like you think your boyfriend will think worse of your family or some such...don't be silly!
SlayerElite 1
So this page is where all the stoners finaly get to rant on about how its not bad and how it helps and why its the right thing, **** off. if it is legal where your at and you have a perscription, and a job your fine. other than that just shup up and find something better to do than break the law.
love_me_electric 20
So it's okay to do if it's legal but not if it's illegal? You must be pretty narrow minded if you base your morals on what the government tells you is right or wrong. What if interracial marriage was still illegal, would you think that was wrong too? If it doesn't hurt anyone then who cares, let people do what they want with their own lives.
eilef 2
Atleast ou know hell be liked
dyero 0
I love ur dad
VaultDweller106 7
At least your dad already knows him. I don't see anything wrong with it. Stop being ungrateful.
Taylorkent 3
That's awesome! lol