Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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one11oh 2
does he get a family discount now?
chilearmy123 4
Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff
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Comments (168)
Minnesots 3
Ahahahaha **** yes!!
thew_fml 14
FML? this is a massive WIN! your dad knows likes and trusts him already. you can all party together. and now he'll have more money to spend on you, once the family weed discount kicks in
pikachuthekyd 4
Thats awesome!
amcram 2
Bad thing is....
skyfire21 3
Theres nothing bad about that! They know each other, as long as your boyfriend hasn't mentioned how good if a lay you might be, or your dad hasn't mentioned his daughters dating a real jerk, your fine!
skyfire21 3
Not saying your boyfriends a jerk as long as your dad didn't secretly think so before meeting him.
habibiiiiiii 2
Did you know your dad was a dealer?
Szaszaspasz 26
No worry about the first time tense meeting between dad & boyfriend.
adrinana12 0
Lmao
nognom 2
Lol. Did you know your dad was a dealer?