By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
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dimerneckel 22

Her emotions were all scrambled up!

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buckdharma 36

It could have been worse. You could have came home 5 months late, and she hits you with a chicken.

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BirdieCurls 25

EGGHEAD!!!

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Toodle_doo 15

This cracked me up

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Brandi_Faith 33

That was one awesome yolk.

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113421145311564 14

This thread is eggmazing

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dimerneckel 22

Her emotions were all scrambled up!

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somewizdom 15

The mom's probably menopausal or in other terms she has rotten eggs.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Stop it- your jokes are uneggceptable.

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Garrett2818 21

She egged her former egg? How eggcelent

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Someone needs anger management

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pinkster2014 25

Or egg-er management xD Anyone? No, okay...

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sweetnsourrr 11

#49 I don't know why I laughed at your comment. XD

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Silver7827 14

I feel like any time someone uses the phrase "anyone? no? okay" they lose their credibility, and what once could have seemed funny is now just something to question and dislike

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titandesu 14

sounds like she got over eggcited

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cinskeep43 15

happy easter!!

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kyuubi1 14

Well you know egg whites are supposed to make your hair shiny and smooth so...

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peceout 29

You got yourself a free hair treatment.

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ethan043 18

The shell and all...

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littleteapot 21

OP you should be thanking her. Don't be ungrateful.

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kittyfrozen 19

op must be mad cause the egg got thrown on his face instead

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worldclassrager 39

Have egg on ones face...literally

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lifesneutral2002 6

someone must be feeling a little cracked. No? Ok...

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RedPillSucks 31

Batter up!

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zaynakins 11

breakfast for dinner kinda day?

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ihaveasushicat 24

So she decided to waste food in her temper tantrum? I hope you didn't get egg in your eye.

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