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By  comedybreak  |  20

LOL. He's a keeper. FYL

  ghm1234  |  0

"SomeBody once told me the world I gonna roll me.I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. And she was looking kind dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead(drum, drum)..."

  desireev  |  17

Then I saw her face! Now I'm a believer! Not a trace!... A doubt in my mind! I'm in LOVE!! Oooooo aaaaaah! I'm a believer! I couldn't leave her if I tried!!

  betticonfetti  |  7

"Baby I have been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you.
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah"

  Whitesound  |  3

Somebody once told me there world was gonna roll me. I aint the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her fiber and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead. Well the years start coming and they dont stop coming. back to the rules and I hit the ground running. didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. so much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the backstreets. you'll never know if you don't go. Go! You'll never shine if you dont glow. Hey now....

(I'm on my phone, I typed all this with a touchscreen...)

  stevenJB  |  25

Some of the most useful tools are dull! >:( sadness

  icrest80  |  4

Blank or not, he could just make some corny shit up and it'd still work. That's probably what he was planning on doing but she just HAD to snoop