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Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:

Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...


LOL. He's a keeper. FYL

He put effort into starting his vows. At least the vow book wasn't empty.

How many times did I read " he/she's a keeper" come on guys it's getting old...

Were you hoping for the Barnie theme song? Personally I liked the Shrek sound track...

You called 28?

Look at the bright side Op, at least it wasn't a song from Miley Cyrus, Rebecca Black, or Justin Beiber.

47-Smashmouth isn't much better.

74- oh yes they are

Seems like #74, has their thumb and their finger in the shape if an L. Hey now im I'm an all-star.

Noo #74 just ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Give him a break, we could all use a little change.

Oh, sorry, I forgot fml is full of idiots.

Ugh that damn comment again!

144- then why don't you get off and there will be one less?

41- I think you just made an FML just to do that...

Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:

I'm going to watch a Shrek marathon. Who's with me? :)

"I thought love was only true in fairy tales..."

"SomeBody once told me the world I gonna roll me.I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. And she was looking kind dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead(drum, drum)..."

"I don't give a damn about my bad reputation..."

Not quite, 70..

wasn't accidentally in love by counting crows on that soundtrack?

My beloved monster - eels

Then I saw her face! Now I'm a believer! Not a trace!... A doubt in my mind! I'm in LOVE!! Oooooo aaaaaah! I'm a believer! I couldn't leave her if I tried!!

"Baby I have been here before I know this room, I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you. I've seen your flag on the marble arch Love is not a victory march It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah"

Somebody once told me there world was gonna roll me. I aint the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her fiber and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead. Well the years start coming and they dont stop coming. back to the rules and I hit the ground running. didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. so much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the backstreets. you'll never know if you don't go. Go! You'll never shine if you dont glow. Hey now.... (I'm on my phone, I typed all this with a touchscreen...)

Love Jeff Buckley

#135, good for you, but Shrek uses the John Cale version of Hallelujah.

Any version of hallelujah is a good song, but not for vows, since it's about an old couple that fell out of love.

"Tomorrow.. I'm making Waffles!"

Darling I do- Landon Pigg

"See the pyramids along the Nile..." :]

"never gonna give you up..."

I think all of you are wrong. I think he chose the song by the dolls welcoming people to the castle.

"I'm accidentally in love" has GOT to be on there!

Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

Thats what she gets for peeking! Plus, he will almost certainly come up with something great by the time of the wedding.

^^ or not :)

stevenJB 25

Some of the most useful tools are dull! >:( sadness

She has no trust in him if she has to peek, them throw a big fit about it.

I see what you did there, 3.

43 Right! Like a.. spoon?

Seriously? Who keeps spoons in their tool shed?

Uh, Gringe, how did you go from idiot to smart in 2 minutes? Why weren't you just smart the whole time?

68- A serial killer who likes blood cereal.

Quite the clever comment #3.

You are my favourite person

It's not that bad. At least it isn't blank.

Blank or not, he could just make some corny shit up and it'd still work. That's probably what he was planning on doing but she just HAD to snoop

That is supposed to be a surprise. It's like opening your Christmas gifts before Christmas. YDI for sneaking.

You can be his green female ogre and live in a place far far away!

What's the term for a female ogre? Ogrette?

I believe it's " Ogresse" or something like that.

Well you better be a believer.....

There's not a trace of doubt in my mind about it.

I'm in love oohh I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried

THEN I SAW HER FACE!!! Now I'm a believer! Hey! Hey! Not trace!!! Of doubt I'm my mind!!!

Did you mean fiancé?

It was pretty clear to everyone who read it what it was...

It was finance at first, but the FML got edited. Sorryyy.

Way to be, 63!

isn't that bad luck?

It's better than nothing.

That's what you get for looking! Tsk Tsk.

Seriously. It always amuses me when people snoop and find things they don't like, then complain about it. MYOB and everything will be fine!