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Lol. At my school, we go to the back field which is full of dry grass. If there is a fire, the fire will be strongest where we are. Plus we would all be trapped since surrounding us is the school and a big fence.

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8, do you go to OceanLake in Lincoln City? O.o Cause that sounds EXACTLY like the Elementary school here. Big field in the back, surrounded by fence. Though a lot of schools might be that way...

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DocBastard, we need your idiot to English translator! Or we need to bitch-slap some sense into Gringe, but slapping trolls makes your hand smell funny.

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How about we slap Gringe WITH the DocBastard's translator? It'll translate his posts and hopefully beat some English into him.

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When I was in high school, we had a bomb threat. We were all told to go to the football field, where we were supposed to stay until they checked the school. Luckily there wasn't really a bomb, because the football field was checked last, after we'd already been sitting out there for 2 hours. I guess any future bombers of that school know where to put the bomb?

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I am studying fire dynamics at university right now and can assure you tanks of propane don't just blow up. You're safe.

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@76 Nevermind that not all fires are massive infernos that burn everything in sight. Grease fires in kitchens are not all that rare or exceptionally dangerous to human life, but a big one could force an evacuation and get the fire department called in.

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I thought higher education was good for you. Where do you go to school, the "School of Hard Knocks"?

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Keep it to yourself. Once they've foun out that you knew their master plan, you'll be asked to go to the guidence counselor for a "private meeting". In which you then will end up in a ditch and the star of those new corny comcast commercials. Don't end up in a corny comcast commercial *EXHALES DEEPLY*

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More like screams of agony from her fellow students who would be skewered by shrapnel from the explosion and possibly burning to death.

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I think if they are standing that close you won't hear screams...just the boom and the sound of body parts falling to the ground :D maybe some screams of the ppl who were Lucky enough to be a distance away their screams when they wake up. Oh the beautiful image!

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