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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

22%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

18%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

12%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

28%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

3%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

11%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Betticonfetti's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By axwound - / Sunday 27 December 2010 13:04 / United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 02:06 / France

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 30 March 2012 01:54 / United States - Natrona Heights

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 22 March 2012 05:13 / United States - Federal Way

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 4 January 2012 03:30 / Canada

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betticonfetti

Beginner

Checking you out

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

One more and it's business time