Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see...

By KMO - 26/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

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Sunday 26 February 2012 9:19

Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:

x_KL_x 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:20

Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

Comments

JimmyDevotion 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:53

I thought love was only true in fairytales.

CassieBoo143 12

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:57

"We're accidentally in loveee!" He just loves you :)

kayfeffa 10

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:58

Maybe she knew u would peek and she acctually has another book hidden somewhere else :p wait till you're wedding day!

kayfeffa 10

Sunday 26 February 2012 17:01

He*

RedBrownEyedGirl 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 17:47

Have you ever actually seen Shrek? Because it's not just about ogres and eating people..

zelda97 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 18:14

Awww :) that's actually pretty sweet. I mean Shrek was a pretty good movie. And the songs were good.

whynotbliss 18

Sunday 26 February 2012 18:15

It's actually a trap! He has his vows in a ratty notebook somewhere and he just wants to see what kind of untrusting snooping scag you will end up being for the rest of his life.

colabird89 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 18:18

Hallelujah written by Leonard Cohen is featured in shrek. Those lyrics are stunning!!

mwolverine 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 18:20

Accidentally in looooooveee

OlivierSillegue_fml 9

Sunday 26 February 2012 18:20

I looked up vow books on the internet without success (all I found was articles about a book and a movie). What is a vow book? Can anyone tell me? As for what OP has written, I don't think it is very nice to peek like this in this book. If it is anything like what I imagine it is, than I suppose it was supposed to stay private until you exchanged said vows. Why would you go look at it before it's time to exchange them? I would say fail your fiancé's life, I'm afraid.