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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

70%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

95%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

15%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

4%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

9%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%

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Zya_fml's favorite FMLs

Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 May 2011 00:22 / United States

Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ktreens - / Friday 19 October 2012 04:06 / Canada - Brandon

Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 October 2012 00:49 / Australia - Sandringham

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 September 2012 23:02 / United States - Rocky Point

Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 24 September 2012 02:26 / United States

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Zya_fml

Beginner

Checking you out

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

50 quality comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

One more and it's business time