Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!
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rob935
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I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!
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luther14
| 0
wow that would suck
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BenD0VER
| 0
EPIC FAIL.
Oh, and it's funny because you sewed your thumb.
I bet the blood was nice and moist.
Oh, and it's funny because you sewed your thumb.
I bet the blood was nice and moist.
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screem97
| 0
lol next time, let a pro do it
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ShorTiE4LyFe
| 0
I've done that before...In fact I've done that several times. xD It didn't hurt though because it went through a callus. :)
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eazyeeze
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Nice. You're good at sewing skin. Now go sew up the pussies of the wannabe born-again virgins
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SeduceRecycle
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Haha, :D I have no thumbs so... I wouldn't know.
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Tiwuz
| 19
Ouch that must of hurt
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samantha987
| 0
awww bummer.
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NzxtZ06
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If you jump from a bench with the thought that you're going to break a leg, chances are you're going to break your leg.
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jplumbob
| 4
4 you fail. Also you look like a fucking queer with that hair. Fucking fag.
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ceejster
| 0
my friends and I, sewed a blanked my sister was sleeping in one time.
took her an hour to get out!
never have I laughed so hard.
took her an hour to get out!
never have I laughed so hard.
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LordXavier
| 0
71 Coraline reference? :)
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rosesareblue15
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Well hey, you sewed up that old bag alright! ;D
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zach55
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good thing you didn't cut off a finger.
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zach55
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at least you didn't sew your finger
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wilkshire13
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lol mitten fingers, # 4 win
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mells105
| 0
YDI for saying sewed XD it's sew dumbass
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iamsuperman
| 0
She's right dillhole.
'I sew my thumb' is very incorrect.
'I sew my thumb' is very incorrect.
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ilovechuux13
| 0
wow that sucks!
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!
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rob935
| 5
You're beautiful 3.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
3 is a pretty number. Nice curves on it.
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BehindTheSun
| 2
Wait, I'm still wondering how the hell you sew up your finger. That obviously takes more than one stitch. Am I just being dense, or wouldn't it take an extreme idiot to sew their finger?
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Not sew up your finger, sew your finger. As in the needle hits your finger.
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
I agree, 3 is indeed a very aesthetically pleasing number. It has "curves like a tennis ball." :P
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
The number 3 looks like a nice round set of tits. Or testicles, depending on the angle...
3===D
3===D
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Yes, Ignorance?
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
For what? The chest comment, the testicles comment, or both?
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
I hope it's both.
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Geiko_fml
| 0
Both but he's a cool troll, so he's allowed to troll.
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Ah, I see. Trollz, weren't you the person who used to have that anteater picture up?
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
I ask because I remember seeing two different people with that same picture, and I couldn't remember if he was one.
Ignorance, do you realize that you get hit on and called a bitch by some of the same people every day? I find that odd.
Ignorance, do you realize that you get hit on and called a bitch by some of the same people every day? I find that odd.
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Yeh, you do. People tell you you're 'hott' or whatever, and then after you blow them off they call you a bitch. How could you have not noticed this trend?
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
It's kind of entertaining to say the least. Also, not to be a pest but, you still owe me a rant.
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
:/
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Such an engaging conversation about a number.
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ispitflames
| 3
shes a hot bitchhh, that pretty much sums it up.
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ispitflames
| 3
perhaps
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lmx_fml
| 0
lmao WIN.
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FFML_314
| 11
I like to think of Ignorance as an intelligent woman, that feeds on the souls of the weak! Naturally, I like her.
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chachachandler
| 5
I see what you did that :D
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ndizzle
| 0
Left paren, space, period, space, right paren, left paren, space, period, space, right paren is *also* a sexy number...
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lalagirl912
| 0
you did it wrong!
lol.... how could you do ?!
@freeze paramore doesn't suck, their not the best but they don't suck >.>
lol.... how could you do ?!
@freeze paramore doesn't suck, their not the best but they don't suck >.>
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ndizzle
| 0
Dammit, that one is better. Bah.
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
yeah, I had the anteater pic. I got rid of it when SOMEONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS informed me that someone else had it first.
Back to the discussion of sexy numbers/symbols/punctuation marks: the parantheses can also be used to moon people, in addition to ascii girls gone wild:
( )|( ) [edit: yeah, it doesn't look right. for some reason, the spaces keep disappearing, making this look like a midget's ass.]
Back to the discussion of sexy numbers/symbols/punctuation marks: the parantheses can also be used to moon people, in addition to ascii girls gone wild:
( )|( ) [edit: yeah, it doesn't look right. for some reason, the spaces keep disappearing, making this look like a midget's ass.]
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
#83 I like to think I'm an "intelligent woman who feeds on the souls of the weak" as well, but sadly I think I'm too nice for that. I start feeding on their souls and then feel really bad about it.
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
If we supply the souls, will you supply the fresh-baked bread and make us all some soul sammiches?
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
Trollz, I may just have to take you up on that deal!
Oh, Pendatik... :P
Oh, Pendatik... :P
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izzy21_fml
| 0
a little ironic bt also a little careless
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Geiko_fml
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That's got to suck... But by watching my grandmother before she passed away, it's pretty hard to sow your fingers...
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rob935
| 5
I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!
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kingcaper817
| 14
Actually he wasn't it a group effort to get into the egg so he was most likely the sperm that sat back and waited for someone else to break through
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Trollz4daLULZ
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YDI for having had such a ridiculous fear.
YDI for being a klutz.
YDI for not proofreading before submitting, causing your FML to say "I decided to sew up and old bag".
YDI for being a klutz.
YDI for not proofreading before submitting, causing your FML to say "I decided to sew up and old bag".
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emilyxorawr
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as sad as tht is, its quite funny. sorry OP
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Hate to do it but, "sew up AN old bag." Not 'and'.
Edit: And they would fix it as soon as I post that. Lame. :/
Edit: And they would fix it as soon as I post that. Lame. :/
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
That's the second time they've done that to me. haha!
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indddygirll11
| 0
you should be more careful next time
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
So irritating. :|
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jwwang258
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ur thumb is not a finger
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
*your
And yes, it is. Not all fingers are thumbs, but all thumbs are fingers.
And yes, it is. Not all fingers are thumbs, but all thumbs are fingers.
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lalagirl912
| 0
:o
did you know that all your fingures grow a little tiny thumb in your late 30s! it looks like a tiny little lump on your fingures.. but if you look closely it's a thumb!
P.S not everybody gets one but if you do TAkE CARE OF IT it needs it's nails cliped , hair trimmed, talked to, friends, fun, food, water, and lots of mini thumb exercising! it's just like a pet/human
did you know that all your fingures grow a little tiny thumb in your late 30s! it looks like a tiny little lump on your fingures.. but if you look closely it's a thumb!
P.S not everybody gets one but if you do TAkE CARE OF IT it needs it's nails cliped , hair trimmed, talked to, friends, fun, food, water, and lots of mini thumb exercising! it's just like a pet/human