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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
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100 kick-ass comments
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Batteryaddict's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wellthatsawkward - / Friday 30 December 2011 06:35 / United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chickenmcnuggetgirl - / Monday 18 March 2013 18:10 / Ireland - Enfield

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous - / Monday 18 March 2013 09:17 / United States - Torrance

Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it