By calamityjosie - 18/09/2009 17:24 - United Kingdom
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Consolation prize
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The Mixer
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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
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By AdamwithanA - 11/10/2012 03:36 - Canada - Surrey
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I couldn't tell how many for sure but it was pretty heavy and the smell was unbelievable.
By VocalizedBoar - 20/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Albuquerque
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No joke, all solar eclipse glasses were sold out. Even all the welding goggles were sold out at the hardware stores.
By jigglypuff100 - 20/12/2011 00:56 - United States
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By DocBastard - 17/12/2011 02:29 - United States
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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.
Yeah, fair enough, OR 1). If I didn't run after the parcel it would have been sent back to the depot (in Bristol!) And would have gone back to America after 1day there! I would have had to pay extortionate posting for it to come back again! 2). Was being picked up at 8 - so yes I absolutely did have to have a shower! 3). If you'd been waiting all day getting restless would you not panic, given that you wouldn't expect out of a 13 hour slot - the parcel comes during the three minute shower you need?! And yes, it is my own stupidity - that's why it's funny, that I clearly have absolutely no common sense...hence the FML! To be honest I'd join FML too if all I had time to do with my day was leave criticisms on other people's jokes. :)