FML : Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and...

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Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By krizleykrislo / Thursday 30 April 2009 06:11 / United States

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By rabidhatter | 0

#156919 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:38

Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.

By Tehalon | 0

#156854 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:22

YDI, Noob.

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By luv2sing247 | 0

#156851 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:21

Oh my... That sucks!

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alex1502 | 0

#1599027 - Monday 25 October 2010 7:19

well at least He planted His face

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tifdunc | 14

#5699871 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 21:10

Rollerblading is GAYY

By Tehalon | 0

#156854 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:22

YDI, Noob.

By dammn | 0

#156875 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:28

smooth man....

By adelaide_evening | 0

#156902 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:33

Don't worry about it. Your tuition payed for those flowers anyway.

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Metzler31 | 17

#1049017 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 22:40

paid

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natsaysheyyy | 16

#5408577 - Sunday 17 March 2013 5:19

I wonder how much the school fined you for it... However much it was, YDI.

By raged_fml | 0

#156914 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:36

you weren't in perfect control

By Tucatz | 0

#156917 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:37

Had I been the gardener I would have then come over and spanged you with my shovel.

By rabidhatter | 0

#156919 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:38

Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.

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TheAspieDork | 27

#6521959 - Thursday 28 January 2016 4:54

Hey that rhymes :D

By mf_fml | 0

#156930 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:43

rollerblading? what is this, '95?

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pertained | 12

#984371 - Saturday 24 April 2010 22:55

Roller skating is the one thing gayer than two men having sex.

By Big_Kane | 3

#156938 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:45

Gravity sucks.

By deweyd8855 | 0

#156944 - Thursday 30 April 2009 19:47

Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

A: Telling your dad that you're gay.

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