By krizleykrislo - 30/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.

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adelaide_evening 0

Don't worry about it. Your tuition payed for those flowers anyway.

I wonder how much the school fined you for it... However much it was, YDI.

Tucatz 0

Had I been the gardener I would have then come over and spanged you with my shovel.

Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.

Roller skating is the one thing gayer than two men having sex.

Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your dad that you're gay.